Exams SMS 2
Warriors. Wakeup..
Its Time 4 D Battle!
Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..
War Begins In 17 Days..!
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The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?
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Samandar bhr Syllabus hy,
NADI bhr parh pate hein,
BALTI bhr yad rehta hy,
GLASS bhr likh pate hein,
CHULLO bhr number atay hein,
D00B k mar jaty hein~.~
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SPECIAL OFFER:
Bring a chit on exam day, scratch n show it 2ur nearest teacher & win a free trip 2 principal?s office n enjoy a 3 year vacati0n at h0me.
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Height Θf ?uper ?oOlneSs:
Finishing The Paper, ?oming Θut Θf The ?xamination Hall & Then Asking A Friend?
?Kon ?a ?ubject Tha Ψaar??
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Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.
To confirm go to site:
www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com
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Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad
Na Karna,
Answr Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai
Uski Fariyad Na Karna,
Jo Hoga Wo To Hoga,
Uski Fikar Mein Apnay
Holidays Barbad
Na Karna.
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SITUATIONAL MSG -
? Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ??
Boley to !
Sab ko top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta..:-)
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? EXAM ANTHEM ?
Hum honge Kamyab, hum honge All Pass ek din,
Hoho? likhte he bakwas,
fir b he vishwas, result hoga jhakas,
hum honge All Pass
Ek Din.
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80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The Lectures You Missed
And
The Books You Didn?t Read ? ;->
How True ?
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Aitbar rakhna meri dosti pe,
Hum akhir tak dosti nibhaeinge,
Zarurat pari agar dosti mein IMTEHAN dene ki,
To
To
Exam ap dena,
Pharry hum pohchaeinge
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Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane konsa dard diay hai is parhayi ny,
Na roya jaye or na soya jaye..
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dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA
aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi
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NEW Xam Pattern::
General Students ::Ans All The Ques..
OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.
SC :: Just Read All Ques
ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?
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A? Meray Rabba
?Day ?arry Dabba?
A? Meray Moula
?Day 86 ?orolla?
A? Meray Moula
??utt ?umb Da Gola?
?Na Raway ?oard,?
?a Pavy Result Da Rola
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What Is A Fear? ? ?
Fear Is The Deep, Wrenching Feeling In Your Stomach When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New & Just Few Hours Left For Your Exams. !
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Jo exams ki wajah se ziada tension mai hai un k liye!!
Parhna likhna chhor paray,
Nakal pe rakh aaass,
Utha razayi aur so ja buchay,
Rab krega PASS.
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4 Years Of Study.
50 Gb Syllabus
50 Mb We Study
50 Kb We Remember
50 Bytes We Answer
Binary Marks Get
This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye
UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,
Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K
Chalta He Kya Karu Haye
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
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har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
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Height Of Bindaasness
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Keeping Reminder In Mobile That,
Exams Start Today, Attend It!!?
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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam
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Koi cheez bewafai se barh kar kya hogi?
Ghum-E-Imtihan judai se barh kar kya hogi?
Kisi ko deni ho jawani mein saza..
Tou PARHAI se barh kr saza kya hogi ;->
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aye sala abhi abhi, hua yakin, padai merr bas ki nahin.kitab ko me nikal gaya padtwe-padte pigal gaya,paper me so gaya, rubaroooooooo
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Student?s declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend?s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes.
Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental
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Aft Our Exam, Our Books Will Sing A Song, Guess Which Song
Guess.!
?Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me?:-)
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Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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Beauty
Freshness
Dreams
Truth
Imagination
Feeling
Faith
Trust
This Shud Be The Beginning Of The New Semester :->
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Recite SURAH QALAM Complete And SURAH AMBIYA (Ayah 79 To 91)
A Day Before Ur Exam Paper.They Have Miraculuos Effects.
Forward To Everyone U Want To Help For Better Result.
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Thought of the Day: If you Feel like doing some studies,
Sit down and wait until that Feeling goes away!
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As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 months
Doctor: 2 months
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
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Height Of Hope. . . ?
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Sitting Inthe Examination Hall, Holding The Question Paper In Hand & Telling UrSelf "Don't Worry Man, Exam Can B Postponed" ;->
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A gud frnd is 1 who tells u 2 study well
but a best frnd is 1 who stands outside d exam room n shouts
Abay kuch aa raha hai ya or phare pehkun.
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University ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya.
Jab andar ja k W.C pr baitha to samne dekha likha tha
itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade uthate.
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Brain is the most outstanding organ. It functions 24hrs a day,365days a year.It functions right from the time v r born, & stops only when we enter the Exam hall
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Papers ki Roti.
Notes ka Achaar.
Tube Light ki Kirne.
Questions ki Bahar.
Teachers ki Dushmani.
Dostoo ka Pyaar..So>>
MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR...
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Kash Koi "Exam Result" Ka Insurance Kara Deta
Tou Hr Exam K Pehle Premium Barhwa Dete..
Paas Hote Tou Theek Hy..
Werna Insurance Clain Krwa Lete.... ;->
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K?h d? un p?rhn?Y w?l? s?....
K?bhi hum bhi p?rh? k?rtay thay.....
Jitn? syll?bus p?rh k?y w?h t?p kert?y h?in....
Utn? t?h hum chh?r diy? kert? they;-)
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Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta
SaiN
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I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
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har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
Kenneth H. Cooper
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
GOD replied, "no dear, result is near
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As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.
E. M. Forster
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4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don?t 4get, we?re gr8 2gether
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Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me. - Kenny Cunningham
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Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.
Len Dawson
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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
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Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me - Woody Allen
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.- George Carlin
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