Sardar SMS
Sardar Ne Apnay Dost Ko PhoNe KIa Or BOLa K MainAy AbAy SE 50,000 Lia Tha,
MAgr Mujh SE Gum Ho GAye,
AB AbA Kehta HAi K Jab TAk Pesay Nahi Lao GE Ghar Na Ana,
Is Liay TUm MujhAy 50,000 Udhar De Do.
Dost Bo|A: Ye Kon C Bari BaAT Hai.
Tum MUjhay 5000 Do Main Tera Aba Marwa DEta HoOn.
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A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???
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Sardar Ne Apni Grilfrnd Ko Dheere Se Bola...
"I LOVE U"
Girlfrnd : Zor Se Bolo?
Sardar : JAI MATA DI
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Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.
Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
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Ek SArdaAr Ko KhoOn KI ULtiaAn AAi. . .
UsnE MEdiCaL Store PEr JA Kr KoNsI Medicine MAngi HOgi?
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"UltRa AlWAyZ"
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Sardarji Is Buying A TV.
Shopkeeper: Do You Want Colour TVs?
Sardar: Why Not ??????
Give Me A Red One,
Please. . .
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§Ardar Ghar Aaya Tou §Ochne Lage K Aaj Kya Khas Kam Kerna Tha
§Ochte Rahe..
§Ochte Rahe..
Raat 2 ßaje ¥Aad Aaya AAJ TO JALDI §ONA THA!
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;-) SIKH IZ KING..!!
Sikh: Thuwaday Vich Sab ToOn VAadda Badmaash Kaira AAy.
JaGu: G HAziR Janab..!!
Sikh: Main Qabza Lena Chanda Aan.
JaGU: SardaAr..!!
Daso Keri JAga Da?
Sikh: AJ MarkeET JA K Le K Aa...
JaGU:Sardar Pori MarkeET Da Qabza Le K Aawa..YA Adhi MarkeEt Da?
Sikh:OyE UlLu DE PAtHay Markeet JA Tay Pehli DukaAn TOoN Qabza Le K AA.
Darwazay Da Qabza..;-)
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Sardar G 1 Shoe Store Gaye Aur 1 Shart Rakhi K Ager Mri Shart Poori Hui Phir KHUSSA Lon Ga,
Pata Hai Woh Shart Kya Thi...
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Tasmay B Sath Hon :-D
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Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:
"Kya Main Agly Janam Mn Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,
"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti.."
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Sardar Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ki Ladki: I'm A Complan Girl....
Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
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Sardar's Intrview 4 New Job
Interviewer: Wht Did U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Intrviewer: How Long Were U In Army?
Sardar: Five Foot Eleven Inch ...
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Why Did Sardar Cut The Sides Of Medicine
Think
Think
Think
TO Avoid Side Effects
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What Do You Call An Eternity?
Four Sardars In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop.
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Why Can't Sardars Dial 911?
They Can't Find The 11 On The Phone
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Teachr Ne SHRAB K Nuqsan Class Ko Bataye.
1 KEERA SHRAB Me Dala Toh Mar Gya
Teachr Askd:"Ap Ne Kia Sekha."
Sardar: "SHRAB Pene Se PAIT K KEERE Mar Jate Hen"
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Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
SArdar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->
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1 SArdAr DoSrE SArdAr SE YAr BAtA MotoRcYcLe K KItNe TYeR HotE HaIn
2nd SArdAr: 2
1st SArdAr: NAhi 2 NAhi 6 HotE HaIn
2nd SArdAr: Wo KEsE
1st SArdAr: Is TArAh 4 MotoR K AUr 2 CYcLe K. :-| :-)
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Do U Knw Why Sardar Bought A Brown Cow
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2 Get CHOCLATE MILK !!:-P
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Sardar Asked A Dr: Ye Doodh Peene Se Rang Gora Hota Hai Kya?
Dr: Han Doodh Men Calcium Hota Hai Isliye
Sardar: Acha To Phr Bhans Ka Baccha Kyun Kala Hota Hai?
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Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..
Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..
Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
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Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhar K Kandhe Par Rakh K Ja Ra Tha...!
Kisi Ne Pocha Sardar G Kithe Ja Re O??
Sardar: Tala Khulvaane. . . ;-)
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How Do You Know If A Sardar-G Has Been Sending E-Mail ... ?
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You See A Bunch Of Envelopes Stuffed Into The Disk Drive ... ;->
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A Sardar's Response To The Comment,
Think About It!:
I Don't Have To Think
I'm Sardar!
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Sardar: I Love U Da Ki Matlb Ay?
Girl. Main Tm Se Payar Krti Hn.
Sardar: Aj Kal Di Kuriyan Ty Bari Besharam Ne 1 Gall Da Mtlb Ki Puchya Free He Ho Gayi. :-P
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Sardar Ek Dafa Cricket Khel Kr Aya,
Dost Ne Pocha: Kitne Runs Banae,
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Sardar Bola: Century Hone Main 100 Runs Baqi The Main Out Ho Gaya.
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Teacher To Sardar:
Btao Pineapple Aur Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarty Hy...?
Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad:
Madam ! Us Me Angoor Nhi Lgte... ;->
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1 Sardar Ji Cup Main Chamach Hilaty, Chaey Ki Chuski Lety, Bura Sa Munh Bnaty, Cup Neechy Rkhty R Dobara Chamach Hilany Lagty, Phir Cup Uthaty, Chuski Lety, Bura Sa Munh Banaty R Cup Neechy Rakh Kr Chamach Hilany Lagty. Jb Yh Amal 6,7 Bar Duhra Chuky To Chamach Rakh Kr Boly,
Lo Dosto, 1 Bat To Tay Ho Gai,
Doston Ny Chaonk Kr Poocha Kia?
Boly, Yahi Kh Chaey Main Cheeni Na Ho To Lakh Chamach Hilaen Chaey Meethi Nhi Ho Sakti.
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What Does Sardarji Do?????????
When He Has One White Sheet,,,
And Wants An Extra White Sheet?
He Makes A Photocopy Of The White Sheet.
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Sardar Apni Sister K Ghar Ja Raha Tha,
Maa Ne Kaha K Beta Khali Hath Na Jana Rastay Se Kuch Letay Jana.
Sardar 2 Banday Pakr K Le GYa
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Sardar Ne Apnay Dost Ko PhoNe KIa Or BOLa K MainAy AbAy SE 50,000 Lia Tha,
MAgr Mujh SE Gum Ho GAye,
AB AbA Kehta HAi K Jab TAk Pesay Nahi Lao GE Ghar Na Ana,
Is Liay TUm MujhAy 50,000 Udhar De Do.
Dost Bo|A: Ye Kon C Bari BaAT Hai.
Tum MUjhay 5000 Do Main Tera Aba Marwa DEta HoOn.
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A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???
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Sardar Ne Apni Grilfrnd Ko Dheere Se Bola...
"I LOVE U"
Girlfrnd : Zor Se Bolo?
Sardar : JAI MATA DI
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Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.
Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
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Ek SArdaAr Ko KhoOn KI ULtiaAn AAi. . .
UsnE MEdiCaL Store PEr JA Kr KoNsI Medicine MAngi HOgi?
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"UltRa AlWAyZ"
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Sardarji Is Buying A TV.
Shopkeeper: Do You Want Colour TVs?
Sardar: Why Not ??????
Give Me A Red One,
Please. . .
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§Ardar Ghar Aaya Tou §Ochne Lage K Aaj Kya Khas Kam Kerna Tha
§Ochte Rahe..
§Ochte Rahe..
Raat 2 ßaje ¥Aad Aaya AAJ TO JALDI §ONA THA!
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;-) SIKH IZ KING..!!
Sikh: Thuwaday Vich Sab ToOn VAadda Badmaash Kaira AAy.
JaGu: G HAziR Janab..!!
Sikh: Main Qabza Lena Chanda Aan.
JaGU: SardaAr..!!
Daso Keri JAga Da?
Sikh: AJ MarkeET JA K Le K Aa...
JaGU:Sardar Pori MarkeET Da Qabza Le K Aawa..YA Adhi MarkeEt Da?
Sikh:OyE UlLu DE PAtHay Markeet JA Tay Pehli DukaAn TOoN Qabza Le K AA.
Darwazay Da Qabza..;-)
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Sardar G 1 Shoe Store Gaye Aur 1 Shart Rakhi K Ager Mri Shart Poori Hui Phir KHUSSA Lon Ga,
Pata Hai Woh Shart Kya Thi...
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Tasmay B Sath Hon :-D
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Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:
"Kya Main Agly Janam Mn Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,
"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti.."
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Sardar Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ki Ladki: I'm A Complan Girl....
Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
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Sardar's Intrview 4 New Job
Interviewer: Wht Did U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Intrviewer: How Long Were U In Army?
Sardar: Five Foot Eleven Inch ...
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Sardar: Oye Mobile Bill Kitna Hay?
Callcentre: Sir Just Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status
Sardar: Obey Stupid Current Ka Nhe Mobile Ka :-D
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Waiter: Would U Like Ur Cofee Black?
Sardar: What Other Colors Do U Have?.:-)
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Khanay Ki Kisi Mehfil Me 1sardar Ne Plate Me Kuch Chawal(Rice) Nikale Aur Har Danay Ko Gor Gor Se Dekhne Laga...
OSKE DOST Ne Pucha: Yar Tum Chawal Q Nhi Kha Rahay? Aur Ye Har Chawal K Danay Ko Bar Bar Gor Se Q Dekh Rhe Ho?
SARDAR: O Yar! Mene Kitab Me Parha Tha," DANAY DANAY PE LIKHA HAY KHANAY WALE KA NAAM"
Main Isi Lye Check Kar Raha Hon K Kis Danay Pe Mera Naam Likha Hay Jo Main Kha Saku...:-)
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Sardar Goes To Buy A T.V?
Sardar: Do U Have Coloured T.V?
Shopkeeper: Yes Sir.
Sardar: Then Give Me T.V In Green Colour.
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3 Poltri Farms Ki Inspection Ho Rahi Thi InspectorTum Murghio Ko Kya Detay Ho1st Sardar Baajra Inspector Wrong Food Arest HimInspector Tum Kia Detay Ho 2nd Sardar RiceInspector Tum B Ghalat Ho Arest Him.Last Wala Ghabra K Bola:hum To Sab Murghio Ko 5 Rupay De Deta Hun K Marzi Se Jo Chahy Kha Lo
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Sardar 1: Yaar Tm Subah Se Mitti Khod Rhe Ho,Kia Baat Hai,
2sardar Kuch Nahi Yaar
Dada Ji Ne Kha Hai'k Maine Unka Naam Mitti Me Mila Dia Hai Bas Woi Dhond Raon
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Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?
Sardar:Post Office
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Aek Sardar Apne Dost K Sath Kahin Ja Raha Tha...
RASTAY Main Aek Kawway(Crow) Ne Sardar Ki Shirt Pe Bit Kardi...
Sardar K Dost Ne Rumaal Dete Hoay Kaha,"Ye Rumaal Le Kar Saaf Kr Lo."
SARDAR Ne 2minute Tak Rumal Ko Dekha...Phir 3min. Kawway Ko Dekha...
Aur Bola,"Kya Faida, Kawwa To Urrh Gaya...!"
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Dr.K Band Clinic K Aagy Lambi Line Thi..
1 Sardar Bar-Bar Line Main Ghusta,Log Osko Pakar K Pechy Phaink Daity...
Sardar-Lagy Raho Salo,Kain B Clinik Nahi Kholon Ga...
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2 Sardar Apas Ma Bat Kar Rahe The
Pehla Sardr Yar Ye Mohabat Aur Pyar Kia Hota ?
Dosra Sardr Kafi Der Sochne K Bad Bola Yar In Ka Mujhe Nahe Pata Love K Bare Ma Pochna Ha Tou Mai Bata Deta Ho ...*
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Srdar Ne Apni Gfrnd Ko Nakli Jewlry Di
Gfrnd Ye Kitne Ki Li
Srdar 1ooo Rs
G.F Phr Ye Nakli Ha
Srdar Nakli Nahe Ha 1 Banda Majbor Tha Us Ne Mujhe Sasti Di..
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1 SHARARTI BACHAY NE SARDAR SE Rs45 KI CHEEZ KHARIDI AUR OSAY Rs5 Ka NOTE Diya JIS PE 5 K SATH Pencil Se Zero(0) Likha Hoay THA. Bachay Ne Sardar Ko 5 KA NOTE DE K KAHA, "Sardar G Ye Lo Rs 50. Ab Mujhe Rs 5 Wapis Karo."
SARDAR NE Note Le Liya. Jab Osay Pata Chala K 5 Ka Note Hay To Os Ne Bachay Se Badla Lene Ka Socha...
SARDAR NE FORAN JEB SE 50 KA NOTE NIKALA AUR Pencil Se 50 Ka ZERO KAT KR
BACHAY KO NOTE DYA AUR KAHA,"TERA MERA HISAAB BARABAR" :)
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Nurse: Mubarak Ho Ap K Ghar Larka Pyda Hova Hai..
Major Sardar: Wa G Wa Kya Technology Hai,
B.V Mere Hospital Mei Hai,
Ur Bacha Mere Ghar Paida Hova Hai... ;->
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Ek SrdrJi Khali Katoray Me Roti Duba Kr Kha Rhe The. Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha: Ap Ye Kia Kr Rhe Han?
SrdrJi: Me Maths Ka Techer Ho.Me Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Ha:-D
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SArdAr KO DR¡P Lag¡ TH¡
JB DR¡P ENd HOnY Lag¡ TO USnY ApNy BHa¡ SE KAhA:
K JAo S¡StEr KO BuLA K LAo
Wo 3 D¡N K BAd PUnJaB SE ApN¡ BEhEn KO Le AyA
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A Man Jumped Into Sea And Never Came Out, 2nd Man Jumped Into Sea Da Day After And He Also Never Came Out.
Sardar Was Watching Dis Whole Scene Frm A Distance. He Concluded A Result Frm His Observation,
"HUMAN BEING IS SOLUBLE IN WATER" ;->
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In Maths Exam Sardar Was Dancing Instead Of Writing
GUESS Y?
Becoz Someone Told Him That There R Marks 4 EVERY STEP! :)
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Man 2 SArdas:Ap Ne KItnay Country VIsit KIay Hain?
Sardar: 3
Man:k0n K0n SE?
Sardar:
India
Bharat
Hindustan.
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Sardar To His Friend-
I Keep Seeing Spots In Front Of My Eyes.
Friend-
Have You Seen Doctor?
Sardar-
No, Just Spots... ;->
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Ek Sardar Hath Me Cycle Uthai Bhaga Bhaga Ja Raha Tha.
Rastay Me Uske Dost Ne Shop Se Awaz Di..
"SARDAR GEE BARI JALDI ME HO... EK CUP CHAI TO PEETAY JAO!"
Sardar Replied: MERE KOL ITNA TIME HONDA TEY MAIN CYCLE TAY NA BE JANDA" ;-)
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1 Sardar Ahh Bhar Kr Kehne Lage " Mujh Se Zyada Bad Kismat Aur Kon Hoga Meri Bivi Bhetren Khana Pakana Janti Hai Magr Wo Pakati Nahe"
2nd Sarda Ye Mat Kaho
"Dunia Mai Tm Se Bi Bare Bad Kismat Mujod Hai Meri Bivi Ki Misal Le Lo Wo Khana Pakna Nahe Janti Magr Phr Bi Pakati Hai . . //->
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Man:SardaAR G Apki BEhAn GUm HO Gai HAi. . .
ChLain USay DHonday.
Sardar: CHor YaAr KYun TImE Zaya KRna,
KaL Geo T.V
Per AA Jaye GI.
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Sardar G WAs ASkd ,
What IS A AduLt Joke?
Reply CAme
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Any Joke Which Iz EighteEn YEaRs Old. . .
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Ek Sardar Bus Tey Betha Tey Bus Full
Conductor: Sardar G, Tusi Chatt Tey Bai Jao...
Sardar:Bohat Achey,Main Chatt Tey Bai Jawan,Tusi Thalo Gadi Le Jao ...;->
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Ek SArdaAR Ki SockS SE Buhat BAdbo AATi THi.
Frnd Ne PesAy DiAy K New SOckS Le LO,
Sardar NEXt DAy New SOcKs PEhAn KR Aaya,
Magr BAdboO PhIr BHi AA RAhi THi,
Frnd ASkd: AB Kyun SmE|L Aa RAhi HAi?
SardaAr:Becoz PUrAni SOcKs POckEt ME HaIN.
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Ek KUtTaY Ki DUm KAtTi HUi THi Ek SArdaAr Ne USaY Rok KEr POchA . . . . .
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CuttiNg KAhAn SE KrwAi HAi?
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1 Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha..
Samne Likha Tha K Paani Ka Zyada Istemaal Karein..
Woh,
3 Lotay Paani Pee Gaya..
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Sardar: 1 Sawal Da Jawab Te De.
O Kaeri Ongle Ay Jiday Wich Hadi Nai Hondi?
Pathan: Nai Pata?
Sardar: Dastany Di.
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This Case Happened In A Hospital's Intensive Care Ward Where Patients Always Died In The Same Bed And On All Sunday Morning At 11 Am, Regardless Of Medical Condition.
This Puzzled The Doctors And Some Even Thought That It Had Something To Do With The Supernatural. No One Could Solve The Mystery As To Why Deaths Took Place At 11 AM..
So A World-Wide Expert Team Was Constituted And They Decided To Go Down To The Ward To Investigate The Cause Of The Incidents. So On The Next Sunday Morning Few Minutes Before 11 A.M. All Doctors And Nurses Waited Outside The Ward To See For Themselves What The Terrible Phenomenon Was All About.
Some Were Holding Wooden Crosses, Prayer Books And Other Holy Objects To Ward Off Evil ..
And Then..
Then ..
Sardarji, The Part-Time Sunday Sweeper, Entered The Ward, Unplugged The Life Support System And Plugged In The Vaccuum Cleaner..
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Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo K Aap Ka Naam Dunya K Charo'n Kono Me Phel Jaye ...
Sardar- ''Aisa Nai Ho Skta''
Kyunk
Dunya Tou Gol Hy ... ;->
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