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Sardar Ne ABC Sekh Li:
A:
Apple
B
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H
Haraa Apple
I
India Da Apple
J
Jay'pur Da Apple
K
Kharaab Apple
L
Laal Apple
M
Mitha Apple
N
Nawan Apple
O
Oooo...! Apple
P
Paka Hya Apple
Q
Queta Da Apple
R
Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple
S
Saada Apple
T
Taqatwar Apple
U
Unna Da Apple
V
Veer Da Apple
W
Wadda Apple
X
X-Max Da Apple
Y
Yar Da Apple
Z
Zindabad Apple
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Sardar ne ye sun krr sona hi chor dia.
(FARAZ)
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sota
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Khota
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HAI
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Sardar: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Sardar:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hy k dikhai kuch nhe deta.
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Deadly IQ Question.
Sardar to 2nd sardar.
"where is abu dabi ?"
2nd sardar.
"jithy Ami Dabi,
uthy hi Abu dabi"
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Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!
4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo
Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
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A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?
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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha
"ini wadi billi" :-D
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D most brilliant Sardar in Exam :
Problem:
prove that LHS=RHS
(2x+9y)= 10x/3y
Sardar:
Multiply both sides by "Zero"
=>0=0
.'. LHS=RHS
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Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.
Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.
Sardar: Theek Hai,
Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
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Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne =P
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Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main
Jaag Raha Hun.
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Ek Admi Ki Ammi Ke NIC Per Beva Likh Diya Gaya,
Woh Admi Gusse Mein Apne Abba Ke Saath Nadra Ke Office Gaya Or SARDAR Manager Ko Bola Isse Sahi Karke Do, SARDAR Manager Ne Pistol Nikali Or Uske Abba Ko Mar Diya,
Or Bola Yeh Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.
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Sardar Amrud Bech Rha Tha..
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1 Admi Aya Or Bola, Sardar G Agr Amrud Me Kira Nikla To?
Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai... Hum Kirey K Alag Pese Lega... =P ;->
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Mujh Sy Aksar Woh Aik Hi Sawal Poochti Hy,
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Tum Mujhy Itna Pyar Q Krty Ho,
Koi Ja Kar Bata Dy Usko,
".~Z!ÑDÄG!~."
Kis Ko Pyari Nhi Hoti..!
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1 Sardar K Ghar Me Billi Rhti Thi Sardar Billi Se Tang Akr Usy Kahi Chor Aya. Gar Aya To Bili Ussy Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.Sardar Bili Ko Dobara Kahen Dor Chor K Aya Bili Pher Us Sy Phly Gar Ponch Gai.Sardar Ko Boht Gussa Aya Ab Wo Bili Ko Boht Hi Zyada Door Chorny Gya. Wahn Sy Usny Wife Ko Phon Kya.
Sardar:bili Gar Pnch Gai Ya Nhi?
Wife:han Pnch Gai Hy
Sardar:Us Kamini Se Bol K Mujy Aker Ly Jaye Mein Rasta Bhol Gya Hon... ;->
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Teacher: India Ka Jhanda Sub Se Pehle KahaN Lehraaya Gaya?
Sardar ( Kaafi Sochne K Baad ) :
Hawa MeiN
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Shadi Me Khana Khula
Sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili Sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.
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3 Sardaro Ko Phansi Hone Lagi
Pehle Ko Phansi Lagai To Rassa Dheela Hone Ki Waja Se Wo Neche Pani Me Ja Gira
Doosre Ko Phansi Di To Wo B Pani Me Ja Gira Or Bach Gaya
Jub Teesre Ki Bari I To Wo Jallad Se Bola Bhai Ye Rassa Theak Kr Lo Mujhe Terna Nahi Aata...
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1 Admi Bike Pe Ja Raha Tha.
Admi Ne Rastey Pe Jatey Sardar Se Poucha?
Sir! Apko Lift Chahey Kia?
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Sardar:Nahi Hamara Ghar Tou Ground Floor Pe Hai.:
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Sardar G Ne Job K Liye Apply Kia. Jawab Aya To Khushi Mein 1 Grand Party Ker Dali. Doston Ne Fermaish Ki K Apointmnt Lettr Dikhao.
Sardar: Ay English Ich Hy Mein Tuhanu Tarjma Kr K Dasda Haan
"Dear Banta Singh"
Pyare Banta Singh
"You Do Not Meet"
Tussi Te Milday Hi Nai
"Our Requirements"
Sadi Zrurat Ho Tusi
"No Further Corspondnce.."
Hun Hore Chitti Di Lorr Nai, Jaldi Naal Aa Jao
"Will B Entertained"
Twadi Boht Khatir Kiti Javay Gi
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Teacher:
Sabaq Phir Parh0 Sadaqat Ka Amanat Ka Shujaat Ka
Sardar:
Lo Kar Lo Bat!
Apna Yad Hota Nhi Or Sadaqat Amanat Aur Shujaat Ka Bhi Parhen
:-)
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Circus Ka Maalik Sardar Ko Dante Hwe: Be Parwai Ki B Hadd H0ti Hai Tune SHAIR Ko Khula Ch0r Dia
Sardar: Is Se Kia Farq Parta Hai SHAIR Ko Kon Chori Kare Ga.;-)
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Aik Sardar Ko Exam My Koi Swal Nahe Ata Tha,Srdar Ny Hr Swal Ky Nechay |||||||||||| Lines Laga De Or Likha
Scratch Kr Ky Anser Prh Lein... :-O;-)
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A Bird Was Disturbing A Sardar All The Time. Finally The Sardar Caught It And Decided To Kill It Cruelly: He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It :P
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Teacher:
What Is The Difference Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:
The Colour Of Orange Is Orange But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple... ;->
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Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur
Sardar :I Don't Know Sir I Was Sleeping... ;->
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Teacher : Who Is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar : Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me A Nice Love Letter
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Santa's Qoute
"I Have Often Wanted To Drown My Troubles... But I Have Not Been Able To Convince My Wife To Go For A Swim!
"
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1 Sardar Ki Beti Ko Kisi Ne Sms Kia
I Love U
Sardar Gusse Me Beti Se Bola:
Jis Ne Sms Kia He Usay Me Dekh Lunga Filhaal Tum Us Ka Sms Usay Wapas Bhejdo.
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Santa : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krna He
Servicing Man : Memory Card He?
Santa : Nahi Kya Ration Card Chalega? =P :-D
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Aik Sardar Europe Gia Wahan Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di..
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi..
Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di.
Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te May Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.. =P ;->
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Ek Sardar Apni Unparh Maa Se
"Maa Mein Sunday Ko Pakistan Aa Raha Hon"
Maa:
Wa Potar Looki Jahaz Te Aande Ne
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Tu Sunday Te Awain Ga
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Ek Sardar Ko 5OO Or 50
Note Chapnay Ka Tender MiLa
Sardar Ne Kagaz Paper Bachanay Liay Ek Taraf 500 Or Dosri Taraf 50 Ka Note Chap Diay
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Ek Sardar Ki Dead Body MiLi
Police Ne Jab Us K Frnd Se Pocha Ye Kesay Hua?
To Us Ne Jawab Dia:JANAB Sardar G Ne Ek Haseen Larki Ko Kaha K Main Apna Dil Tumhain Dena Chahta Hon
Magr Badqismati Se Wo Dracula Thi Us Ne Waqi Dil Nikal Lia"
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Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya,Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha, Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi,Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay,Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi,Sardar Bola,
Me Na Socha Surprise Don Ga...=P;->
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Sardar's Daughter: Abba Kal Apne Ghar Se Aik Banda Kam Ho Jaye Ga.
Next Day Wo Larki Bhag Gyi.
Sardar: Kuri Ne Kaam To Acha Nah Kiya...Par Thi Wo Najoomi
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Sardar: Aaj Mere Parrosiyon Ka Bacha Gum Ho Gya..
Friend: Phir Tum Ne Kya Kiya?
Sardar: Maine Un Se Kaha 'Google' Pr Search Kar Lo.. ;-)
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Sardar To Pathan: Batti Te Batti Kintay Honday ?
Pathan:Very Simple Do Battian.
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1st Sardar To 2nd Sardar Mei Bachpan May Bohat Taqat War Tha..
2nd. Wo K Se?
1st. Meri Maa Kehti Hy K Jab Mei Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Py Utha Leta Tha.. ;->
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Sardar Ka Beta:
Abba Mujh Ko Baaja Dilao
Sardar: Nahi Tum Sab Ko Tang Karo Gay
Bacha: Nahi Abba Kasam Se Jab Sub Sojayen Gay Tab Me Bajaon Ga.
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Sardar:mango Kaisay Day Rhay Ho?
Shopkeeper: Paison Kay.
Sardar:mein Smjha K Shaper Mein Day Rhay Ho.
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"She Is Kidding."
Sardar Translated Dis Into Urdu.
"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai."
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Sardar's Essay On Cow:
He Is D Cow.
He Has Got 4 Legs 2gether.
2 R 4ward & 2 Aftrwards.
It Gives Milk Wich Comes Frm 4 Taps Attached 2 D Basement.
@Its Motion Is Vry Useful Of Green Color.
It Has Tail Situated In The Backyard & Has Hair On It To Frighten Flies.
Many Use It As Vehicle Also.....;-)
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Boss Asked SARDAR To Buy 2 CORNER Tickets For A Movie To Watch With His Girlfriend.
Sardar Bought 2 Corner Tickets
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A1..............A15
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SARDAr Ek DIn MEIn 100 Aam KHa GYa _ _ _ _
KiSi Ne POCHa SARDAr Ge ITNe Aam Q KHAe?
SARDAr BOLa:
MuJE B Aam ADMI BAN'nA HAi...=P;->
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SARDAr Ek DIn MEIn 100 Aam KHa GYa _ _ _ _
KiSi Ne POCHa SARDAr Ge ITNe Aam Q KHAe?
SARDAr BOLa:
MuJE B Aam ADMI BAN'nA HAi...=P;->
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Phatan To Sardar:
Mera Dil Bohat Bara Hai . .
Sardar:
Q Tu Ne Hathi Ka Dil Fit Karwaya Hai? ..;->
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Driver Ne Car Chalate Chalate Achanak Rok Li To Sardar Jo Peeche Behte Hove The Bole: Car Q Rok Di?
Driver: Aage Boht Bara Gadhaa Hai.
Sardar: Bewaqoof! Haaran Kis Lye Hai!
Haaran Baja. . . . . ;->
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§Ardar:Oye ßadmasha Meri Paien Da Dubata Wapis Karde
ßadmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu Ki Karen Ga..
§Ardar=Allah Di Kasme Piko Karani Ç..
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Tech: Jab Bijli Chamkti Ha To Hum Ko Roshni Pehly Aor Awaz Bad Me Q Ati Ha?
Serdar: Kyonki Hamari Aankhen Aagey Hai Aur Kaan Peechay ...:-P;->
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Ek LArKi SaRdAr SE TAkRaI AUr BOli:
I AM SOrrY.
SarDar:
I AM DiLgEeT SInGh
NyC 2 MEEt YOu MIss SOrrY ...=P;->
(,") CuTe DeV¡L (,")
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1 SArdAr CIgrEttE PEe RHa THa Pr CIgrEttE SY DHuAn NHi NiKaL RHa THa,
Ek AAdMi Aa Kr B0lA CIgrEEtE SY DHuAn Q NHi NIkaL RHa.?
SArdAr::
CIgrEEtE CNG Pr HY..;->
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Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery Karvane Me Kitna Kharcha Ayega
Dr:5 Lakh
Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' Hum De To?
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Sardar Ne Pagal Khany K Paas Se Guzerty Hue Suna K Sab Pagal Mil K Zor Se Ga Rahy Thy:
"21, 21,21.."
Sardar Ne Herani Se Deewar Me Banay Sorakh Se Ankh Laga K Dekha To Ander Se Kisi Ne Uski Aankh Me Ungli Ghusa Di...Or Phir Andar Se Awaz Aney Lagi
"22 ,22,22...";->
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Aik S@Rd@R XamZ MAI BiLLI LE Kr Ja RAha ThA?
Kis NE PocHa XmAz ME BILI KU Le KR JA RahE?
S@Rd@R:yAr TenO Ni Pta MRe "CAt" DE PaPeR He;->
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1 Sardar Ka Name Buhat Bara Tha
Jagjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Sing.
Bec0z. . .
He PRoved.
"PAPA KEHTAY HAIN K BARA NAAM KRO0N GA"
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Aik Fauji Afsar Sardar Sey
Agar Maidan Mein Tumharey Pass Gholiyan Khatam Ho Jayein To Tum Kya Karo Ghey?
Janab Mein Awazein Nikaloon Gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN
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1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Mein Ziada Munaafa Ho?
2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Main Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Main Baich Dy
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A Sardar's Speech To His Workers In England:
"Do Do, Not Do Not Do
What My Goes?
Your Goes Your Father's Goes."
What He Meant Was:Karna Hai Karo, Nahi Karna Na Karo
Mera Ki Janda Aye?
Twada Janda Aye Tay Twaday Piyo Da Janda Aye.
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Teacher :What Happened In 1869 ?Sardar : I Don't Know .Teacher :Stupid Gandhiji Was Born ! Now Tell What Happened In 1873 ?Sardar :Gandhiji Was 4 Year Old
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Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coca-CoLa Peeney K Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha Hy?
Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!
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Sardar Ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara Dia
Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chowking Krdo K Police Smje Porana Ghr Hy
Sardar Ne Dewar Pe Likha
Anarkali Ko Riha Kro ;)
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