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There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film Sawariya N Now We Present In Pakistan Name BANDARIYA Title Song Like This PINJRE ME BETHA K, PATTON SE SAJA K,KUTTON SE BACHA K LE JAYE GA EK DIN ZOO SE CHURA K JIYA BANDARIYA HA HA HA HA BANDARIYA BANDARIYA HO HO HO BANDARIYA.
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Gabbar: Basanti Chaddi Utar. Viru: Nahi Basanti In Kutto Ke Samne Chaddi Mat Utarna. Basanti: Viru Dar Mat Maine Chaddi Pahni Hi Nahi Hai..
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Dis Message Is 2 Help A Poor Girl Who Dnt Evn Hav Cloths 2 Wear In Chiling Winter..By Sendin This Msg Donate Money 4 Her
Her Name Is
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MALIKA SHERAWAT
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Bapu Ne Kaha Izzat Karni Hai To Wife Ki Karo,Khayal Rakna Hai To Wife Ka Rakho,Pyar Karna Hai To Wife Se Karo,
Magar Kis Ki Wife Sala Ye Bapu Ne Nahi Bataya.
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Geeta Sar : - SMS Kar Aur Bhool Ja,
Reply Ki Apeksha Mat Rakh, Kiya Hua SMS Kabhi Veyarth Nahi
Jaata Sabko Apne Kiye Hue SMS Ka Reply Milta Hi Hai!!
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A Hindhu In USA Collapses On Road Due To Heart Attack, Ambulance Picks Him Up. Hindu Starts Chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance Raches His House. Wife Screams "Why Did You Not Take Him To The Hospital?" Doctor Replies "Because He Kept Saying Hurry Home, Hurry Home!!!!!!!!!!!
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AEK ADMI MARNAY WALA THA. BACHO NE POCHA: PITAJI AAP MARNE K BAAD JALNA PASAND KROGE YA DAFAN HONA?
PITAJI: ABHI MAIN KUCH NHI KEH SAKTA. WESE, MARNE K BAAD MERE LIYE ISAY SURPRISE RAKHNA....:)
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Vijay:My Uncle Knew The Exact Date Of His Death Before 1 Month...
Das:How Is It???
Vijay:Judge Told Him The Date One Month Before...!!!
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Yaadon Mainhain Tu Aur Teri Sadagi, Kitni Haseen Hain Ye Pal Intizar Ki.
Sochte Hain Hume Tum Kab Milogi, Milke Sikwa Saari Humse Karogi.
Maasum Lage Mujhe Har Baate Teri, Muskurade U Banalu Apni Zindagi.
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Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo SE Ye Winti Ki Jati Hy K Urdu Bhasha Bolte Samay Hindi Shabdo Ka Pryog Na Kren Aur Shudh Urdu K Pryog Ko Jeevan Ka Ang Bna Le
Dhanewad =P
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Lamha Lamha....Karke Waqt Guzar Jayega,7fero Ka Sathi Tumse Bandh Diya Jayega,Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Yaaro Kisi Ko Patha Lo,Kya Pata Kal Kisi Ka Pataya Hua Maal Tumeh Sup Diya Jayega........
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Teacher : Dear Ravi, Where Were U Born ?
Ravi : Tiruvanantapuram
Teacher : Ok, Come & Write Da Spelling On Board.
Ravi: Sorry Teacher.... I Was Born In Goa.
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A Pakistani Goes India Ilegaly,Security Oficer Asks:who R U?
Paki:i M Hindu
Oficer:then Tel Me The Names Of 5 Bhagvans
Paki: Yassu
Panju
Haar
Kabootar
Doli
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Reporter: Laaluji, The Poor Women In Bihar Dont Have Clothes To Wear
Laalu: U FOOL,Tum FASHION TV Dekhe Ho? Rich Women Bhi Clothes Nahin Pehanti Hai. Yeh Fashionwa Ha
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BHAKT - Bhagwan Mujhe Wardan Do Ki Main Marne Ke Baad Phir Zinda Ho Sakun
BHAGWAN- Ye Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai Putr, Ye Toh Sirf Ekta Kapoor Hee Kar Sakti Hai
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ab Jab Tharo Sms Aaway Mare Aang Aang Mein Gudee Gudee Aaway Thare Sms Ka Konee Kasoor Moro Mobile Vibration Par Huway
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Ek Aadmi Apni Biwi Ka Antim Sanskar Kar Ke, Ghar Ja Raha Tha Ke Achanak Bijli, Chamki, Badal Garje, Zor Se Barish Shuru Hoi, Aadmi Bola Lagta Hai Pahunch Gai.
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Headlines Of 2025..
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Completed 2,50,000 Episodes & Baa Has Completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 1/Liter.
6. N.Siddhu Will Launch His Own TV Channal Where He Can Speak For A Whole Day... ;->
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Who Was D 1st Indian Cricktr 2 Bcum Captain In His 1st Mtch,Score 100 In D Mtch &Hit A 6 Of D Last Ball 2 Defeat England?
GUESS!
WHO?
AAMIR KHAN In LAGAAN.
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How Can A Foreigner Tell His Indian Servant 2 Open The Door, Who Doesnt Know English.
Think
Say This Fast In American Accent.
'There Was A Cold Day!' ;->
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LALU PRASAD Bus K Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.
LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat Hyn.." ;-
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LALU JI 1 Mnth BUSH Se English Ki Training Le K Wapis India Aye
1 Din Phone Aya
LALU Bolay: "Who Is Speaking?
Jawab Aya:
HUM SASURA BUSHWA BOL RAHA HOON ;->
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Ram Ram Frnd Wa! Kaisn Ho?
Hamar Se Kono Galti Hui Gava Ka?
Tohar SMS Ka Darsan Ko Ik Jamana Beet Gva
Torant Ik Dui SMS Wa Bhej Dio Hmar Phono Pe.
Dhnewad.
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Raadhe Raadhe Kudi Phasaade
Harre Murari Hove Kunwari
Jai Shri Ram Bane Meri Jaan
Wahe Guruji Da Khalsa Ek Soni Kudi Di Lalsa
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