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Flirt Sms / Text Messages
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Saturday Noon,
An Old Man With A Hot Girl Entered A Jewellery Shop And Chose A Ring Worth $200000 For The Girl.
Giving Cheque, He Said He'd Collect The Ring On Monday Aftr The Cheque Is Cleard.
On Monday,
Jeweller Called Up The Old Man. There's No Money In Ur Account!
Old Man:I Know,
But Can You Imägine The Weekend I Had.....
(',')
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Mobile Bana Hy Hr Larki Ki Shan,
Call Kr K Larkon Ko Krti Hen Ye Pareshan,
MISSBELL Or Sms Kr K Kehti Hen Meri Jan,
Teri Awaz Sunne Ko Tarastey Hen Mere Kan,
12 Boyfrnd Bna Kr Akarti Hen Pehlwan,
Apni Frndz Ko Hr Raz Bata Kr Karti Hen Heran,
Kehti Hen Larkon Ko Ullu Banana Hy Bht Asan,
Hosh Kr A Mery Yar, Ankhen Khol K Pehchan,
Mat A Inke Chakkar Me Ye Sb Hen Shetan,
Ab Ksi Ki Cal I To Usko Bolna JEE Bhabi Jan..:-)
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Love Is An Illusion!
Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...
People With Strong Hearts Believe In FLIRTING . . .
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Girl Says: It's Unfair That If A Guy Have A Different Girl Every Week, He's A Legend, But If A Girl Have Just Two Guys In A Year, She's A Slut.
Guy Responds: If A Key Opens Lots Of Locks, Then It's A Master Key, But If A Lock Is Opened By Lots Of Keys, Then It's A Shitty Lock...
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Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..
Boy- Xcuse Me
Grl- Jee Kahiye
Boy- Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mother's DAY.
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Remember!
Girlz Hv Only 2 Feelingz...
1- Kisi Boy Se Pyar Nai Krna.
Bcoz: Wafa Nai Milti Sb Chor Jate Hen.
2- Jo Wafadaar Ho Us Ko Chor Do.
Bcoz: Ghar Wale Kya Sochen Ge?
Moral: Girlz R Like The LIFE. Khud Bewafa Hen Or Wafa Chahti Hen.
Apni Feelingz Sb Kuch N Boy's Feelingz Just MANGO!
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Jab Tak Zinda Raha
Msg Karta Rahonga
Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya
Balke
Samajh Lena
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
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Flope Love......
Boy:
Tu Sohni Tera Roop Sohna,
Pr Tu Sohni Nai Kva Sakdi,
Sohni Te Darya Par Kr K Aa Jandi C,
Tu Ek Period Chad K Nai Aa Sakdi.
Girl:
Mai Sohni Mera Roop Sohna Te Mai Sohni V Kva Sakdi,
Pr Ek Tere Liye Mai Class De 25 Mahiwal Chad K Nai Aa Sakdi.
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Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kia
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kia
Boy: Poja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kia
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kia
Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Boy:
Pehle Bhonk Deti
MANHOOS MAARi.. ;->
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Touching Story:
Once There Was A Boy Who Loved A Girl But That Girl Only Hated Him,Boy Asked The Girl That He Will Change Her Hatred To Love & He Asked Girl That He Will Stand In Front Of Her House Till Next 100 Days Stroms N Rains Came But The Boy Didn't Move With The Passage Of Days That Girl Started Falling In Love With Him On 99th Day The Girl Decided That She Will Say That She Also Loves Him With The Rise Of Sun Of 100th Day The Girl Went Out But The Boy Wasn't There She Was Worried Then She Found A Paper On Which It Was Written "Tere Chakar Mein Teri Barabr Wali Set Ho Gai" :-D
How Totally Touchin
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Biwi Ko Apni Palkon Pe Bitha Lo,
De K Khushi Us K Sary Gham Chura Lo.
Pyar Aisa Kro K Sub Dekhte Reh Jaen
Parosan Bi Aa K Kahe
"Mjhe Bi Apni Bewi Bana Lo"
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Is She Flirting:
# If She Gazes In Your Eyes With Interest And If You See Her Pupils Widened.
# If You See Her Blushing
# If She Raises Or Lowers The Level Of Her Voice, To Match Up With Yours.
# If She Strokes Her Chin Or Feels Her Cheek.
# If She Winks At You While Talking To You Or From A Distance.
# If She Expose The Palms Of Her Hand In Front Of You.
# If You Find Her Sitting Straight Up And If Her Muscles Appear To Be Firm.
# If She Laughs In Agreement With You.
# If You Find Her Touching Your Arm, Shoulder Or Hand While Talking To You.
# If She Plays With Her Jewelry, While She Is On Conversation With You.
# If She Curls Her Hair While Talking To You.
# If She Singles You Out In A Big Crowded Area And Talks Only To You
# If You Notice Too Much Of The Fluttering Of Eyes.
Women Can Be Extremely Playful When It Comes To Flirting.
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Flirting Tips :
Flirting Tip 1: Send Brief Passionate Glances To Catch Her Attention. Always Keep Smile On Your Face.
Flirting Tip 2: Impress Her At First Sight With Your Appearance. Dress Well, Smell Good And Use Your Charm To Attract Her.
Flirting Tip 3: Start Conversation In A Very Friendly Way. Make Her Feel Comfortable In Your Company And Try To Understand Her Comfort Level With Your Behavior. Appreciate Her Looks And Other Qualities You Feel Great About, Be Convincing.
Flirting Tip 4: Be Sure Of What You Are Going To Say, Say Something New To Her, Use Good Language, A Witty Conversation Or A Naughty Joke Can Attract Her Towards You. .
Flirting Tip 5:Treat Her With Great Admiration, Upgrade Her Self Esteem, Women Love To Be With Gentle But Charismatic Guy,
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Aik Aurat Naqab Mein Ja Rahi Thi Pas Khara Aik Larka Us Ko Dekh K Gana Ganey Laga
"Rafta Rafta Meri Ankh Jis Se Lari Hai
Wo Samney Mere Khari Hai"
Aurat Naqab Utha Kar Boli:
"Rafta Rafta Teri Ankh Jis Se Lari Hai Wo Teri Amma Se Bhi Bari Hy:-D
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Sardion Ki Sham Thi Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha To Wo Garam Tha
Maine Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki Nishani Hoti Hai
Usne Hans Kr Kaha.
" Bukhar Hai Mujhe".
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Pakistani Guy's TOP 10 Lies-
1. I Love U
2. Im Single
3. Im Not A Player
4. I M Very Sincear With U
5. I M Only Your's
6. U Can Trust Me...
7. I Cnt Marry U, Family Wont Agree
8. Talk To You Later, Need To Take My Mum Somewhere.
9. You Are My Life, Can't Even Think Of Living Without U...
10. Call You Back Inabit.
Send To All Girls To Warn Them And Snd To Boys So They Can Laugh Coz They Knw Its True...;-)
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A Boy Said 2 His Fiancee:Jano Now Its Time That I Tell You All Of My Affairs.
Fiancee: But You Have Told Me Already And I Also Forgave You.
Boy: "Lekin Ye To 2 Haftay Purani Bat Hai"
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A Sad Girl Was Sitting With Her Boyfriend..
Boy: U R D Second Most Beautiful Girl I've Ever Seen
Girl: Who's The First?
Boy: It's YOU! When U Smile..!
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Never Say "I Love U"
If You Don't Really Care
Never Talk Of Feelings
If They Aren't Really There
Never Hold Ny Hand
If You Mean To Break My Heart
Never Say Forever
If You Ever Plan To Part
Never Look Into My Eyes
If You Are Telling Me A Lie
Never Say Hello
If You Think You'll Say Good-Bye
Never Say I'm The One
If You Dream Of More Then Me
Never Lock-Up My Heart
If You Don't Have The Key !!!
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Bitterly Crying Words:-
One Day You Will Look Back
& Think
Damn!!
That Girl Really Did Love Me..
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If U Want To Express Ur Love.THEN Go Infront Of Ur Lover Close Ur Feet ANd Say I Love You. . .
Becoz "JO Jhoot Paon Jor Kr Bola Jaye Wo Pakra Nahi Jata"
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'Good Boys Are Found In Every Corner Of The Earth..
BUT
Unforunately The Earth Is Round..' :-)
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Latest Way 2 Propose A Girl...
Boy: Excuse Me..!
Girl: Jee...
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bachon Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mothers Day...
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I LovE WOmeN.
I 'L O V E' THe WAy ThEy LOoK,
I ' L O V E' ThE Way ThE SmELL.
IF I FliRt
It's BCz I FAnCy ThEm =P;->
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I
D O N ' T
K N O W
W H A T
I S
R O M A N C E ...
I
N E E D
O N E
G I R L
T O
T E A C H
M E ..... =P ;->
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True Love...
Boy : Mere Pas Apne Dost Raja Jaisi Car To Nhin Per Tumhe Apni Palkon Pr Bitha K Ghomaon Ga,
Mere Pas Us Jesi Bari Kothi To Nhi Per Tumhe Apne Dil Me Jaga Don Ga,
Mere Pas Us Jitne Paise To Nhin Pr Me Mehnat Mazdori Kr K Khelaon Ga
Ab Tumhe Kia Chahiye
Girl:tumhre Dost Raja Ka Number.
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Waht Is Gull Form Of Darry Milk.
D- Darling
A- Always
I- I
R- Remember
Y- You
M- Meet
I- Immediately
L- Lovely
K- Kiss
So, Therfore They Want From Us. Isliye Girls "DARRY MILK" Mangti HAi...
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Premika - Main Maa Banne Wali Hun
Premi - Kay Bakvas Kar Rahi Ho
KAHANI ME TWIST
Premika - Bakvas Nahi, Me Tumhare Bap Se Shadi Karke Tumhari Maa Banne Wali Hu.
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>Wo Kehti Hy Usy Barish Se Mhbt Hy,
Magr Jb Barish Hoti Hy To Chat Se Nichy A Jati Hy,
Wo Kehti Hy Usy Phool Se Mhbt Hy,
Magr Jb Phool Khilta Hy To Use Tor Leti Hy,
Wo Kehti Hy Usy Hawa Se Mhbt Hy,
Magr Jb Me Hawa Chorun To Wo Bhag Jati He
Moral:
Wo Bohot Kamini He Ek Bat Per Kayem Nai Rehti
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Girlfrnd Chahe Jitne B Buri Ban Jai,
Kbhi Us Se Dosti Mat Torna
Q K
Pani Chahe Jitna Bhi Ganda Ho Jai,
Aag Bhujane K Liye Kafi Hota H;->
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