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1 Lrkay Ne 1 Raah Chalti Ajnabi Lrki Se Kaha:
Aap Ne Pehchana Mujh Ko?
Lrki: Nhi
Lrka: Main Wohi Hun Jisko Aap Ne Parso Bhi Nhi Pehchana Tha..:-D
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aGr larKI Ki sHADi HoTi He to oSKa GHar mEka keHLATa HaI. THeK AgR LArka sHADi kRe t0 osk GhAr kO KYa kaHeNge?

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Maa betay se: beta tum apnay bal q nhi cutwaty

Beta: Q Maa?

Maa: Beta log rishtay k ly tmari Behan ko deknay aty hai aur passand tumay kr jatay hain.
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2 Choohay drakht p bethay the neechay se aik hathi guzra
aik chooha hathi p ja gira
dosra chooha bola

"daba de salay ko me bhi aara hoon"
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Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
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Hight Of Hasrut

Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....

















"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
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Teri DOSTI Ko Me NIBHAOUN Ga

Tri KHUSIYON Pe MUSKURAOUNG Ga

BADALNA Nhi WAQT Ki Tarha A DOST

Warna HO K GANJA "GHAJINI"ka hero banjaunga... ;->
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HoW ComE PricE & WortH ArE ThE SamE,

BuT. .

PricelesS & WorthlesS ArE OppositeS ...!!

KeeP ThinkinG~>

It's WorthwhilE [*¡*]
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BAAp bEte Se. .
BEta : mjE yAd nI Aa RaHA K KaBI TuM Ne koI Asa kaM Kia HO Jis SE Mra saR oOnCha HoGyA Ho."
BEta NE JAvAb dIA DadY Yad kIJyE MeNE Aik bAr apk saR K NEeCHe tEeN TakYe(pilow)RAKhE thE.";->=P
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Pappu dadi se: me imtihan me bhool hi gya k frnce,japan or china kahan hn.

Dadi:Aaye hay! Isi lye kehti hun k apni chezain sambhl k rakha kro...;->
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Teacher:
"Al Beruni"
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Bhai
Kaa
Naam
Batao?
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Pathan
Buht
Sochne
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Baad bola...
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Al Andruni...=P;->
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Karta Hai k0n Jh0ti Muhabat Bhi Aey DOST



Jaa'n WaAr Do Agar Koi Khottta Bhi Yar Ho...=P:-D;->
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Teacher: what are the products of sugar??
Student: i dont knw
Teacher: of course u know , from where do u get sugar??
Student : we borrow it frm r neighbours
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Judge - Sach Sach Btao Tum Ne Apni Biwi Per Kis Waja Se Haath Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato'n Ki Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari Waja, Mere Bhaagne k Liye Darwaza Khula Tha... ;->
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Q apne hi DEWANO ko pilati ho Nafrat ka jaam.




Q apne hi DEWANO ko pilati ho Nafrat ka jaam






O Bhaiya, laga dia 30rupya kilo aam
30rupya kilo aam!
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NeW aGe aShIq:

YeH iShQ nAi aSaAn bUs iTnA sAmAj liJyE . .

BaChI k gHaR kA gAtE hAi bAnD,dEwAaR sE hAi kUoD k jAnA ...=P;->
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MerI sOcH !
Ap kA fAiDa !


ApNe bAcHooN k bAAp bAnO,

ApNe bAApOn k BAAp nA bAnO...=P:-P;->
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Larkon ki Setting:
First call:Sorry galati say no dial ho gia
2nd call:Name bta dain.
3rd call:Ap muj sy dosti karain ge
4th call:I love u.kia hum mil skte hen
5th cal:Kal ap k sath jo apki dost the uska no chaye tha.
6th call:I was joking me tmare elawa kisi k baray may soch b nai skta.Ainda kbi aisa Nhe kahon ga.
7th call:Tm mjse boht pyar krti ho na.apni dost ka num de do plz.
Moral:Kuttay ki Dum kabi sidhi nain hoti
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TeAcHeR nE kAhA DeFiNaTiOn yAd kAr.

ToUtOr nE kAhA nUmeRiCaL sOlVe kAr,

AuR dIl,

Dil nE kAhA k bAChI kO yAaD kAr

TuSi v dUs dYo mEiN kArAn ?
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ThOsE wHo sAy:

"KnOWlEdGE iZ pOwEr"

ThEy r rItE . . .

BcOz

KNoWlEdGE iZ tHaT pOwEr wItH wHiCH, STuDeNts cAn sLeEp eAsIlY ...=P;->
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Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tm ny PUpU,
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Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon :>
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Mein to yun hi pani mein pather phenk rha tha pAppu...

Itne mein ek machli nikal kar boli, kaminay sir pharne ka program hy kiya... ;->
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BaChay k0 gHar sE baHir bHejtE huey aur kisi k0 miscall marte hUey aiK hi dAr rahta hAi??
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K0i CHUK nA Le...!!
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Hamare Dil ne jab chaha tab tab Aap jaage the

hamare Dil ne jab chaha tb tab Aap jaage the





Q k wo hum hi the jo Aap k ghar ki Ghanti baja kr bhaage the.
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Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
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Girl: panditji mere 2 boy friend hain
un dono mein kis k sath shadi hogi? Wo khushnasib kon hoga?

Pandit: pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khush nasib hoga
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::Height 0f frankness::
Baap bete se:"aj kal income bari kam hai"



Beta:" jy tu piy0 na na honda te bari pyaree jugat lani c tenu"!=P;->
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Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phupph..,
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Shah Rukh Throw hIs SpeaKing WrisT WaTch,
& sAid: SaALi PichLay 15 Mints sE Atk k chaL Rai hAi.

Watch RepLied: Abay sALay tU BhI To pIchLay 15 saAL Se aTk k chAL Raha hAi.
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Mera Dil Torne Wala So Raha Hai Chain Ki Neend

Us Ko Yeh Nai Pata

K

Mein Ne Wo Dil Abi Abi Gift Shop Se 100rs Ka Liya Tha Aur Us Ne Gira Kar Tor Diya...;->
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Ek din milla wo mujh say,

Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....

Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?

Jhuka ke palkain ,

Chupa ke chehra ,

Laga wo kehnay ,

Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->
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CITy MAi 3 PAgaL GhoOm RaHe tHe.KIsI nE PoChA K Ap LOg kaHa ja RAhe Hai? paGaL BoLe kAL K AkhAbR Me khAbEr chuPhI He k pAgaL KHaNe se 3 paGaL NikaL BHagE He,tAlaSh kRNe vaLe ko 5000 inAaM miLe gA. . .Un Hi kO DHoNd rAhE HAi.=P
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DoCtoRs ki coNfrNeSs Mai aiK DOctOr bhAr chAr kR BatEn kR RAha thA.
HaZrEeN me sE KIsI nE PoChA."KU sAhAb kyA yE DrUsT HE K ap HEvAnAt K DoCtOr HE?
DoCtOr : G HAn apko KYa tAkLef HE?
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1st girl :
main to us se shaadi karon gi jo handsome ho Ameer ho or bht pyar kry
or tum?

2nd girl :
Main to us se shaadi karon gi jis k ghar UPS laga ho...!!
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Aik chUnTi apNe bIL sE BahR PAo nIkAL Kr bethI HOi thI,2nD CHUntI Ne vaHa sE GuZrI TO pChA "TM PAO BaHar nIKAL Kr ku bEthI Ho"?1sT CHUnTi RplD"DkhNA Abi HathI yAHa sE GUzRe gA Aur vO THoKeR KHa kr GIr jaE Ga. . .
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Larke wale: Hm
Ko Lrki Pasnd
hA Shadi Kb Krni
hA ?



Lrki wale: Abi To
Larki Parh Rhi
hA!



Larke wale:
Hmara Beta Kya Bandar hA Jo
Kitabain Phaar Dega =P ;->
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Teacher- Your Son Is Very Good But Spends Too Much Time Thinking About Girls

Mother- If You Find A Solution, Please Advise. His Father Has The Same Problem ;)
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Alibaba aur 40 chor the,

ab

Alibaba aur 30 Chor rehe gaye.

poocho kyun?
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Recession boss!!!
10 chor ko nikal diya..
Cost cutting. :-D
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ArZ kia hai


Main aik bus wich bah gaya
Wah wah wah



Wah wah wah
Wah




Main aik bus wich behgaya


Wah wah wah






Mera Stop aya te main lehgaya:-)
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Now A Days !!


The Cost Of
Living Is Going Up

And

The Chance Of
Living Is Going Down

Isn't It ... ? =O
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Desk Pe Kisi Class Ki Tanha,

Student Tha Koi Udas Betha,
Kehta Tha Exam Sir Pe Aye,
Khelny Kodny Mai Saal Guzara,
Sun k Student Ki Ye Baat,Pharra Koi Pas Hi Se Bola,
Hazir Hu Madad Ko Dil-O-Jan Se,
Pharra Hu Agarchy Mai Zara Sa,
Hain Student Wohi Jahan Mai Ache,
Hoty Hain Jo Pas Pharron Se..
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Budha : Beti Tumhara Nahna Muna Bhai Har Waqt Rota Kyon Rehta Ha...?

Beti : Ap K Ball Na Ho Ap K Dant Na Ho Ap Chal Phir Na Sakien Bat Cheet Bi Na Kr Sakien Tou Ap Kiya Roye Ge Nahe.
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TEaChEr: PArToGhAkh THa Pa EnGlIsH KE SAwAya.
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STdNt: PHD
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Tchr : sa mAtLb
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sTdNT: PArToOg HoLdInG DeViCE.
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Oo Ganday Anday

Oo Meri Saban Daani

Oo Sarray Tamatar

Oo Gelay Mozay

Oo Tukhm-e-Malanga

Oo Laltain

Oo Jamal Gotay

Tere School Wale Saray Naam Yaad Hai;->
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SunA thA DiL sAMndAr se bHi gehrA hotA hY

"JAnx"

HAirAn hon sAMAyA nAhi iS Me tAirAy sIWA kOi... ;->
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2 BEWAKOOF glass khareed rhe thay._

1 Glass table pe ulta pada dekh kar pehla bewakoof, dosre se bola," YAR is glass ko mat kharid. Iska mu band hay."


DOSRE bewakoof ne glass utha kar dekha aur pehle se kaha,"HAN yar ye glass to wakai kharab hay. IS ka to penda b tota hoa hay." ;) =)
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3 Things That Should Not B Asked..


1.A Man's Salary

2.A Girl's Age..

&

Students %..

It Hurts.
U know.)
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RoNa aTa hai MuJe DekH kar wo BAsti. .


Q K us bAstI meIN ek bAchi hai J0 muJe sE nAi pHasti.
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Ak Aadmi ny Zoo mein 3 tarha ki zabanein bolny wala Tota dekha jo English, Urdu aur Panjabi bolta tha.

Aadmi: How are you?
Tota: I'm fine.

Admi: Kya haal hy?
Tota: Mein theek hon.

Admi: Ki haal ai tera?
Tota: Ooye khote deya putra
Koee hor v gal karein ga k haal ee pochi javein ga
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TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->
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Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
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