Pakistan SMS
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Pakistan SMS / Text Messages
Patriotic SMS About Pakistan For All Pakistanis. Tell One Other How Much You Love Your Pakistan.Express Your Love For Pakistan
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All Good Soldiers Will Go To Heaven..
I Dont Want My Teenage Queen, Just Give Me My Rifle M16..
If I Die In A Battle Zone, Box Me Up & Send Me Home..
Put My Medals On My Chest, Tell My Mom I Did My Best..
Tell My Love Not To Cry, I Waz A Soldier Born To Die....!!
PAKISTAN ARMY
ZINDABAD
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Do U KNoW Wo KOuN SA CITy HE JahA HUm NI Rah SKtE.?
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SiMpLe JaN|X:-D
ELeCTrICcItY;->
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How Selfish We Are
Think 70 Years Behind
Think Of People Struggling And
Fighting For The Nation
For A Country
For A Homeland
They Sacrificed Their Lives,
Their Self Respects,
Their Possessions,
For A Country
That Didn't Even Exist
On Earth
Think..How Sincere Thay Were
Even Suffered With Every Kind Of Harassment,
They Never Said...
"PAKISTAN Ne Hamein Kia Dia Hai?"
Think Again...
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Breaking News, Pakistan Cricket Stadiums Are Now Available For Marriage Lawns. For Booking Please Contact MLB (Marriage Lawn Board) Former Knwn As PCB. :-D
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Is MULK Ko Kis Ne L00T Lia?
Is Baat Ka Charcha Kese Ho?
Jab Apne MUHAFIZ Sotay Hon,
Phir Shor-O-Shikwa Kese Ho?
Jab Aanch Thi Halki Halki Si,
SH0L0'N Ko Bujhana Mumkin Tha,
Ab AAG Hy Galiyo'n Galiyo'n Mein,
Ab MALBA Thanda Kese Ho?
Yahan Roz Hi KHANJER Chaltay Hyn,
Aur Roz Hi LAASHEI'N Girti Hyn,
Ab Ehal-E-Chaman Ye Kehty Hyn,
Har LAASH Pe RONA Kese Ho??
~*~ May ALLAH Save Pakistan ~*~
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Pakistani Bachon Ki 2009 Ki STORIES...
>1 Pyasa Kawa Ur Rha Tha,Achanak Neche Ose Pani Or Kch Kankar Nzr Aye,Jese Hi Wo Pani Me Kankar Dalne K Lye Neche Utra Khudkush Damakha Ma Mara Gya
>1 Kutte Ne Qasai Ki Dukan Se Gosht Churaya,Wo Pani Me Apna Aks Dkh Hi Raha Tha K Na Maloom Afrad Na Firing Kr K Halak Kr Dia
>Kachwa Or Khargosh Ne Race Shoro Kya,Khargosh K Sotay Hi Kachway Na Uska Purse Chura Lia
>Alladin Ne Chiragh Ragra To Woh Zor Dar Dhmakay Sa Phat Gya!
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Gandhi Said 'Agar Aap Ko Koi Aik Thapar Mary Tu Aap Apna Dosar Gal 1 Aur Thapar Khany Kae Liy Agy Kar Du'
But QUAID E AZAM Said
'If Some 1 Slaps U First Time, It Is His Mistake, But If He Slaps U 2nd Time, Now It Is Ur Mistake"
That's The Diffrnce B/W Our QUAID & Gandhi.
Spread It To All Pakistanis..
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Question Paper In Year 2020
Name The Cities Of PAKISTAN Where Electricity Is Found.
How Does Sugar Taste?Explain In Ur Own Words.
Draw A Neat N Labelled Diagram Of A Suicide Jacket.
In Ancient Times, What Was PETROL Used For?Support Ur Answer With Examples.
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My Lovely Pakistan:
Hum To Mit Jaien Gay Ae ARZ-E-Watan Lekin Tum Ko...
Zinda Rehna Hai Qayamat Ki Sehar Honay Tak... ¤Pakistan¤ ¤Zindabad¤
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"Pakistani Di Mushkil"
Ghar Wich Panjabi Bolo
School Wich Urdu Bolo
Parcha Angrazi Wich Hal Kero
Aur
Marn Tu Baad Hisab Arbi Wich
Uffff! Banda Ki Kare?
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We Change The Course Of Time Creek.
We Take The Nation Grace To Peak.
We Never Ever In War Spreek.
We Fight Death And Death We Seek.
The Hand Of Life & Death We Play.
We Kiss The Lips Of Death & Say.
We Did Once In The Warrior Way & Those Coward Die Every Day.
" We Play With Death"
£¤VE
PaKiStAn ArMy
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15 Years Ago Many Asians Countries Were Facing Currency Devaluing Process. Korean Currency Fell By 30% In One Day. Nxt Day There Were Lines Of Ppl In Front Of Banks And They Were Submitting There Forign Currency And Jewelry Inorder To Save There Countries.They Are Nations We Are Individuals. May Allah Make Us Nation. Plz Forward Ths To As Many Ppl As U Cn To Prove Ur Self A Nation.
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AoA,
Aj Hm
Dono Wada
Krein K,
Hm Zindagi Bhar Pyar Krenge,
Wafa Krenge,
Hm Mohabat Krenge,
Sath Nibhaege,
Sirf Or Srf
Apne
Pyare"
PAKISTAN"Se;)
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"Never Thnk Wht Da Country Gives U, But C What U Ve Given To It"
Imagin A Life Wthout Ur Mother.This 'Ll B Ur Lyf Wdout PAKISTAN!
Luv PAKISTAN Or Leave Pakistan
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1 Of The Most Funniest And Shortest Joke. . . .
Next Year Pakistan Will Export Electricity.
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Pakistan In Year 2010!
Ak Shaks Chilaya..
A Gai..
A Gai..
Light A Gai!
Dusra Shaks Kandhe Pe Hath Rakhte Huay:
Aisa Kuch B Nai, Ye Bus Tumhara Wehem Hy :P ;->
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A Man Died In Amritsar. His Wife Was Crying:
Ve Tu Othe Tur Gaya Ain Jithe Diva Na Batti,
Ve Tu Othe Tur Gaya Ain Jithe Manji Na Pirhi,
Ve Tu Othe Tur Gaya Ain Jithe Aata Na Roti.
The Son Asked His Mother: Amma, Kidre Abba Pakistan Te Nai Tur Gaya?
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Aao Shahedon Sair Karein Tumko Pakistan Ki
Jisky Khatir Tumny Lakhon Janey Qurban Ki
Na Nabi Ka Farman Na Laaj Rakhi Rehman Ki
Khud Ko Kaha Muslim Hum Ny Or Harkat Ki Shaitan Ki
Bandh Kr Jism Par Bomb Lakhon Masomon Ki Janli
Na Jung Ourat Ki Na Jung Kisi K Maal Ki
Lakhon Janey Le Humny Baghair Jismo Khal Ki
Na Hasan Ki Qurbani Na Hussain Ki Shadat Yad Ki
Kaey Maon K Lal Mardey Ye Kesi Hum Ny Majal Ki
Ab Kese Karein Sair Tumko Hum Apny Pakistan Ki.
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BREAKING NEWS
Hukumat Ne Ailaan Kia Hai 2009 . 2010 Mei Nae Shadi Shuda Jorey Bijli Peda Kareige.
Kiunke
(Mulk Mei Bijli Ki Kami Hai
Bacho Ki NAHI
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Dunya Ka Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai?
Aik Ghante Tak Lagataar PTV Dekhna! ;-)
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Pagal Hain Wo Log Jo Kehtay Hain
"Gaya Waqt Phr Hath Aata Nahi"
Or
"21 June Saal Ka Sab Se Lamba Din Hota Hai"
1 Oct Ko Pak Gov 1 Hour Peechay Kr K 2 Aalmi Record Lgaye Gi,
31 Sep 25 Hrs Ka Hoga Saal Ka Sab Se Lamba Din,
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Tmam Wo Guys Jo Apna 1 Hour Kho Janay Se Preshan Hain Apna Khoya Hua Time Hasil Krnay K Liay Tayar Rahain,
"Phir Na Kehna Khbr Na Hui"
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Pakistan DolLAT HasIL KrNaY K LiAy Larta Hai.
India Izat K Liay Jang Larta Hai,
Har Shakhs Us Cheez K Liay Larta Hai,
Jo Us K Pass Na Ho.
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PtA DEcLaReD THaT SEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is UNeThIcAl & C0nSiDeReD CRiMe.YoUr SIm WiLL B BLokEd IN CAsE Of VIoLaTi0n.
GeO NeWz
LaMbI LaMbI CHoR K GeO..;->
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2006 Mai ?Hops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha, "Udhar ?And Hai Kashmir Azad Hony Tak"
Aor 2008 K Notice, "Udhar ?And Hai Judge ?Ahaal Hony Tak "
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Ek Angraiz PAKISTAN Aya URDU Sekhnay
Kuch Arsey Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logon Ne Kaha Waha Se Kya Sekha?
Angraiz Ne Kaha
LIGHT CHALI GAI
LIGHT AA GAI
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Pakistan Duniya Ka Sab Se Khatam Mulk Hai.
Ha Ha ReaLLY !!
Aata Khatam.
Bijli Khatam.
Cheeni Khatam.
Pani Khatam.
Sukoon Khatam.
Waade Khatam.
Ittehad Khatam.
Muqadamay Khatam.
Banday Mar Mar K Khatam
Aur
Sab Se Bari Baat.
Ab To FARAZ Bhi Khatam:-D
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Best Pakiskani Horrer Films!
1:The Massaccar Of RED MOSQUE.
2:Holocost Of PATHANS
3:The Invisible AATA.
4:The Chain Of Suciders.
5: Sucide Bombing Inlisted
6:Horrer At The Utility Stores
7:The Darkness Of The Loadshading And Lonely People
9:The Exodis From BAJOR
10:Vanishing BALOCH
11:Man Slaughtering Of 12 May.
13:SWAT A Paradise Trend Into The Hell.
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Pakistan Ka National Game Kya Hai?
Kya Kaha Hockey?
Nahi Wo To Pehle Tha...
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Guess Karo
IT's "SMS"!
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Ek American,
Ek Chinese,
Or Ek Pakistani Chand Per Puhanch Gaye.
Teeno Ne Neechay Jhank Kr Dekha To Zameen Per Ek Lambi Line Nazr I,
American Said,
Ye Funelait Ki Building Hai.
Chinese Said:Nahi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen Hai.
Pakistani Said:Aray Paglo Na Ye Koi Building Hai Or Na Koi Deewar,
Ye To Utility Store K Bahir Aata Lenay Waloon Ki Line Hai. . .
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Reality Bites:
We Live In Such A Strange City Where PIZZA Reaches Home Faster Than Ambulance And Police..!
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Which Is The Most Romantic Nation Of The World?
Any Guess?
?Imple
PAKISTAN
Coz Most Of Time We Have Candle Light Dinner
&
Candle Light ?Ath
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AftEr
ThE
REs0uNdInG
SUcCeSs
OF
ThE
INdIaN
BLoCk
BuStEr
FILm
"TaRaY ZAmEeN PAY"
WE
PAkIsTaNiS
PrEsEnT
"PAtRoL AaSmAn PAY"!
ENJoy It
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Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal...
SABAR KA PHAL..
Qaumi Libaas...
KALA COAT...
Qaumi Khel...
MUZAKRAAT...
Qaumi Dua...
YA ALLAH LIGHT AA JAYE...
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Americans Invented Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!
Proud To Be An Pakistani!
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Which Is The Most Romantic Nation Of The World?
Any Guess?
Simple
PAKISTAN
Coz Most Of Time V Hve Candle Light Dinner
&
Candle Light Bath.
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In De ?Orridor ΘF A Pakistani Government ΘFfice Was A ?Ignboard That Read
?Do Not Make A ?Oise.?
?Omeone Added The Following Words: ?Other Wise We May WakeUp?
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Its So Common To Hear..
How R You ?
What R You Doin ?
Howz Ur Day ?
Any Plan ?
So I Thought To Ask
Somthing Different
Light Hy Kya?
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Darya-E-Ravi Main Pani Ka Level Khatre K Nishaan Se Opper Chala Gaya Hai, Par Tension Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Army Ki Rescue Team Ne Khatre Ka Nishaan Aur Opper Kardia Hai.
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SALAM
PAKISTAN
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?P?Kist?N D?Y?
Mub?R?K Ho
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Sab Hm Sy Hr Cheez Main Agay Chaly Gaye
Hm Sirf Is Mehngai Main Pistay Chaly Gaye
Jab Kuch Na Karsaky Humary Ya Hukmaran
Lo Ajj Hm Aik Ghanta Agay Chaly Gaye
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Tu Chand Mange
Main Chand Dedu.
Tu Raat Mange Main Raat Dedu.
Tu Dil Mange Main Dil Dedu.
Tu Jaan Mange Main Jaan Dedu.
Bas
Yar Light Na Mangna, Wo To Wapda Waly B Nhe Dy Sakty . . . . . . .;->
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Aata
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Ghee
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Shaker
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Chawal
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Or 1 Ghanta Agay Kernay
K Bad Pakistan Me MSG Ka Buharan.
Kanjos!
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3 Cheezain Jin K Jaane Ka Koi Bhrosa Nahi Hai
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Jism Me Se Jaan
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Jeb Me Se Paise
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LIGHT
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Wht IZ DA MeANIng Of Generator ?N Pakistan?
?LOADSHEDING K KHILAF JIHAD
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A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:IN D?S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,While U?Ve Written Below?View Of Work In Government Office?
Painter Answerd:THIS Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->
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X KuzE ME
Apne Hath Uper Uthao Ab Dono Hath Jor Lo
OK
Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo Aur Schay Dil Se DUA Karo K?
K?
K?
K?
?YA ALLAH HUMARI PAKISTAN KI LIGHT Aa JAYE? :->
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Why Does Pakistani Police Always
Reaches Late At The Crime?
Kyuki
QanOoN K
Haath Lambe Hai?
Pair Nahi..
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Pakistan In 2010
Ist Frend ?Yar Suna Hy Pehle Zamane Me Light Bhi Aya Krti Thi !?
2nd: ?Chal Na Yar! Ye Bijli Wijli Kch Nhi Hoti Sab Tera Weham Hy.? ;->
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Katra Katra Samandar Ban Jaye Ga,
Dekhty Hi Dekhty 2009 Aa Jaye Ga,
Himmat Kr Abhi Waqt Hy ?PAKISTAN?Se Bhag Ja,
Wrna
Agly Saal Tu?BHOOK?Se Mar Jaye Ga :->
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My
Lush
Country
Pakistan
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City
Peshawar
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Town
Defe??E
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Bazar
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Chok Pr
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Library
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4th
Floor
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Room
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Almari
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Kitab
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Line
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Mein
Likha
Hai
K ?
UptoDateSMS.blogspot.Com THE BEST
Jis Ko Shakk Hai Ja Kr Khud Parh Le Acha
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>>Buhat DIN Ho Gaye??
:
Na BARISH,
Na TOOFAN,
Na BOMB BLAST,
Na STRIKE,
Na JALSE JULOOS,
Na MUZAHIRAY.
>>Pata Nahi Pakistan Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gai Hai.
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GoLdEn ThOuGhT FRoM
PeTrOlEuM COmPaNiEs To
PaKiStanI YoUtHs:
?AvOiD GIrLs,
SaVe PeTroL?
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Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier
League Same As Ipl
Bt Only One Difference Is The
Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->
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>CONGRATULTN<
Pakistani Time Agay Barhanay K Results AA GAYE Hain. . .
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Bura Waqt Pehlay Anay Lag Gya Hai.
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Nights R Going Sleepless
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Days R Going Restless?
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Ohhh GOD?Am I In Love????
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GOD Says:
.
IDIOT,
U
R
In
PAKISTAN !!
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Agar Ap Ko Suicide Attacks,Loadsheding,Mehngayi,Ghurbat,Operations Aur Sb Issues Se Pak Pakistan Dekhna Hai To,
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To P.T.V Dekh Liya Karen..
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Kisi Ko?ISHQ?Ki Tarhap Maar Deti Hei,
Kise Ko?PYAR?Ki Gahrai Mar Deti Hei,
Kisi Ko ?Judai? Maar Deti Hei,
Jo Is Se Bach Jaye, Usey
?Pakistan Ki Loadsheding?
Maar Deti Hi.
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Khush Khabri.
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Pakistan Me Rehtay Ho Or Khush Khabri Ki Umeed Rakhtay Ho..!
Sharam Nahi Ati ?
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Pakistan 1930 Men Manzoor Hogaya Tha!
Per Azad 1947 Men Kun Hua?
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17 Sal Se Faisla Kar Rahe The K Pathan Kon Leyga Aur Sardar Kon Leyga!
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Main Tumse Kuch Kahana Chahata Hu,
Wahi Baat Jo Dil Ko Chu Jaye,
Wahi Pyar Ke 3 Ilfaz
?MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD?
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