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Mix Sms / Text Messages
Read Mix Sms, Miscellaneous Sms Jokes, Faalto Sms, Faraz Sms, Collection Of Nice And Good Sms.
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BeautiFul Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS In China-
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"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Pertol"
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Hazaro Larkiyan Aati Hai.
Hazaro Jati Hai.
Hazaro Hasati Hai..
Hazaro Rulati Hai..
Lekin Mere Dost Sath Vohi Nibhati Hai..
Jo Nikah Mein Aati Hai..
Aur Galey Parh Jati Hai... =P ;->
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We Pronounce
21 As Twenty One
31 As Thirty One
41 As Forty One
51 As Fifty One
Y Not 11 As Onety One...?
Doubt By Back Bencher Association..!
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Hey I Was Planning 2 Come 2 U But I Dont Have The Thing Causing Motion Due To Circular Motion Of Rubber Shafted Along The Rod Cable To Track Direction Over The Movement Of Pistons Due To The Action Of Carbon N Hydrogen Producing Flames In A Chamber End Resulting In The Irreversable Reaction Of Energy And Gas And Causing The Friction Of Rubber Along The Concrete Pebbles
Aasan Bhasha Mai I Dont Have Da Car... :-DAaaL !S WeLL:-P;-)
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SuggestioN 4 U.
Never Say Anything Bad About Urself
Ur Frnds Are Enough To Debate On This Subject..!! :P
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Dedicated To All Students..
Good Night..
Bhool Gaye Shehar Se Aa K Parhnay Walay..
Kis Ki Maa Ne Kitna Zever Becha Tha.
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CASES AND THEIR TREATMENT ACCORDING TO CONTRACT ACT - A TRIAL OF A LOVER:
1. "Jan Me Tmhare Liye Asman Se Taaray Tor Launga."
Treatment: Impossible Act, Void Agreement.
2. "Tm To Meri Jaan Ho."
Treatment: Misrepresentation, Void Agreement.
3. "Me Saari Zindagi Tmse Pyar Karunga."
Treatment: Offer Made Without Concideration, Void Agreement.
4. "Me Tmharey Bf Ko Jan Se Mardunga."
Treatment: Offer Against Public Policy, Void Agreement.
5. "Tmhe Mujhse Shaadi Karni He Paregi."
Treatment: Offer Made By Coercion, Void Agreement.
CONTRACT ACT ROCKS ... =P =D
HaHaHaHa
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Few Things Indian Movies Taught Us:
1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.
2. If U Decide To Defuse A Bomb, Don't Worry Which Wire To Cut, You'll Always Choose The Right One.
3. Wen U Turn Off The Light To Go To Bed, Everything In Ur Room Will Still Be Clearly Visible, Just Slightly Bluish.
4. A Man Will Show No Pain While Taking The Most Ferocious Beating, But Will Wince When A Woman Tries To Clean His Wounds!!
5. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only If He Has Been Suspended From Duty.
6. If U Decide To Start Dancing In The Street, Everyone U Meet Will Know All The Steps.
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Q Msg Msg Krti Hai,
Q Msg Pe Tu Marti Hai.
Ik Bat Mjhe Batla De Tu,
ApNa Package Q Nahi Karti Hai,
Kya Hota Hai Msg Ka,
Msg Ki Laga Dun Dhairi
Mai Barish Kr Don Msg Ki,
Memory Full Ho Jaye Teri
Msg Aaye Msg Jaye Aik Ka Ho Ke Tikta Na,
Mobile Tera Is Model Ka Bazaron Main Ab Bikta Na,
Jaan Nikale Gi Ab Iski Kya Niyat Hai Terii.
Paise Ba'cha K Msg K Kya Lagaye Gi Tu Rerh'hi..(Theyla)
Main Barish Kar Doon Balance Ki Eid Ho Jaye Teri... ;->
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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS-
" It Is The Art Of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired ":-P
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"PAINFUL THINGS"
Flashing Ur Smile To Sum1 U Dunt Want To See.
Not Finding A Way To Mend A Broken Heart.
Learnin' Dat U Hv Been Used By Sum1 U Truly Luv.
Tryin' To Hide What U Really Feel.
Tryin 2 Hide The Tears Dat Voluntairly Fall From Ur Eyes.
Controlin' Ur Feelings To Avoid Hurting A Friend.
Learnin' To Trust After U Have Been Betrayed.
Smiling When All You Want To Do Is Cry.
Convincing Oneself Dat U Are Not In Luv When U Kn0w Dat U Are..
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Waldai'n Ki Faryaad Aulaad K Naam
Jis Din Tum Humei'n Boorha Dekho
Sabr Krna
Aur
Humei'n Samajhney Ki Koshish Krna
Jab Hum Khaatey Huey Gandagi Kare'n
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A Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.
Jab Hum Boorhey Ho Kr Chal Na Paye'n Tou Humara Sahara Ban'na
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Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna.... !!
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Most Touching Lines Said By A True Lover To His Love While Break-Up:
"Of All The Lies You Told Me, 'I Love You' Was My Favourite!"
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1st Year Studnts @ Vaterinary Skool, Atendin Their 1st Anatomy Class.All Gatherd Around D Surgery Table Vd A Real Dead Dog.
Professor Startd Class By Teling 2 Imp. Qualities As A Vet. Doctor. 1st Is Dat,Nvr B Disgusted By Anythin Abt Animal's Body E.G. He Inserted His Finger In Dog's Mouth N On Drawing Tasted It In His Mouth.Thn He Said Them 2 Do D Same
D Studnts Hesitated 4 Several Minutes. Bt Eventualy Evry1 Insertd Their Fngrs In Dog's Mouth N Thn Tasted It
Whn Evry1 Finishd, Professor Looked @ Them N Said: The 2nd Importnt Quality Is Observation.
I Inserted My Middle But Tasted Da Index Finger. Now Learn To Pay Attention... =P
MORAL:Life Is Tough But Its Alot Tougher When U Are Not Paying Attention. =D
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Jiddat K Es Dor Me
Shaadi Ho Lahore Mein,
Pyari Si Ek Bivi Ho,
Jaisay Rangeen Tv Ho,
Gol Matol Se Saalay Hoon,
Jaisay Dahi K Payalay Hoon,
Pyari Si Ek Saali Ho,
Bivi K Bad Ghar Wali Ho,
Jiddat K Is Dor Main,
Shaadi Ho Lahore Mein__~
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Ghar Me Rashan ß Nahi Ghar Me Soda ß Nahi
Aur Miyan Hain K Unhain Is Ki Parwah ß Nahi
Maine Roka ß Nahi Aur Wo Tehra ß Nahi
Biwi Maikay Jo Gai To Koi Jhagra ß Nahi
Aey Shehzadi Chaye Ye Kaisi Pilai Tum Ne
Saath Biscuits ß Nahi Koi Pakora ß Nahi
Aaj Moka Hai Sonehra Chalo Haal-E-Dil Keh Dain
Is Ki Amma ß Nahi Aur Aaj To Abba ß Nahi
Wo Akarta Hai Bohat Apnay Mobile Pe
Kisi Daku Ne Is Kambakhat Ko Loota ß Nahi.. ;-/
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"Ye Karachi Ki Ladkiyan"
~Ho Jae Jo Pehli Mulakat To Nazar Andaz Kar Deti Hain,
~RAFTA Rafta Naram Guftari Se Kuch Pighalnay Lagti Hain,
~Karo Pyar Ka Izhar To Inkar Kar Deti Hain,
~AUR Agar Ghoomne Ka Kaha Jae To Hami Bhar Leti Hain.
~KHUWABO Main Leti Hain Naam Apne Mehboob Ka,
~Aur Sar.E.Aam Izhar Karne Se Darti Hain,
~NIGAHH Main Katilana Asar Rakhti Hain,
~FIDA Ho Jo Kisi Pe To Mar Mit Ti Hain Ye Ladkiyan.
"Ye Karachi Ki Ladkiyan"
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MEra DaRd.....!!
MEri CiGgrAtTe Ki TaRah HaI
JiSsAy MaiN NaY....
SAb SaY CHuPa K PIyA HaI.
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YuN To BohAt HAiN NEt PeR SMs Ki SiteS "PAppu" , , ,
Woh Kehte HAiN
''UptoDateSMS.blogspot.Com;->" Ki SmS ColleCtioN HE KuCh Or HAi.. =P ;->
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I'm At Home. Please Call
I'm At Work. Please Call
I'm In A Meeting, Call Me Later At
Meeting Is Cancelled.
I Am Late. I Will Be There At
See You In
See You At
Pershan Mat Ho Templates Send Ki Hain...=P;->
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If U SEe LoTs Of DeAd BoDies . . !
It'S A "DrOnE"
AnD If U C LOtS Of TexT . . !
It MUSt BE . . .
uptodatesms.blgospot.CoM
KeEp ViSiTiNg & EnJoY ThE ArT OF TeXtInG.
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Fairy Tales, Are More Than True...
Not Because,
They Tell Us That
Dragons Exist.
But Because,
They Tell Us That
Dragons Can Be Defeated..... (:
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In
Thirsty Summer,
Plz
Keep Water Pots For Birds At
Balconies,
Windows
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At Tarraces
Many Birds Die Each Year W/O Water
Plz Save Them.
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-=-Nothing Last Forever-=-
Life Is Just A Game
You Hold Your Own Weight
Make Your Own Mistakes
You Only Get One Chance
To Show Who You Are
Live Day By Day
Year By Year
Your Heart Aches
You Don't Know Who Are You
Falling In Love Hurts
But You Can't Live With Out It
Lay Your Life Down
Give Your Heart Away
Let Yourself Fall So Deep
You Give Up Everything
For ''Trust'' N ''Love''
Nothing Last Forever
Hold On To What You Have
Don't Let Go ...
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Desperate Thought;
If Anybody Hurts Me Once ...
Shame On Him ...
If He Hurts Me Twice ...
Shame On Me ...
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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes
Pane K Liye
Kya Karne Ka?
Circuit-Simple Bhai,
Www.UptodateSMS.blogspot.Com VISIt Karne Ka
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'ON' & 'OFF'
Both R Frnd!
On Ne Dkha K Fan Off Hai Off Ne Nai Dekha K Fan On Hai. Off On Se Keh Raha K On Hai, On Off Se Keh Raha Hai Off Hai. Off On
Keh Raha Hai Or On Off! On On Fan Krna Charaha Hai Or Off Off On Ka Damag Off Horaha Hai Off Ka On Q K Jb On Hai Tu Off Hoga Off Hai Tu On.On Ne On Krdia Or Off Ne Off Dono On Off Krtey Rahe Phr On On Kr K Chala Gaya Or Off Off! Jin Ka Bheja On Tha Off Hogaya Or Jin Ka Off Unka On
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THE GOSSIP GAME! Send Me The Fourth Message In Ur Inbox No Matter Wat It Says. NO CHEATING! Then Forward This To Ppl & See How Many Weird Messages You Get.
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Latter From A Customer To The Bank...
Dear Sir,
In View Of The Current Developments In The Banking Industry,
If One Of My Cheque Returned Marked "Insufficient Funds",
Does That Refer To Me Or To You ?
Your's Faithfully
Customer ... !
=P ;->
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-=Height Of Progress=-
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A Cannibal
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Knife And Fork To Eat ... ;->
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Summer Is Gone
Winter Has Arrived
So Let Go Ur Worries
Put Them A Side.
Laugh Out Loud And Smile Wide.
Let Others Listen Your Cackles.
Enjoy Life's Ride.
A New Season Has Begun, Let Happines Guide...
A Poem Just To Wish My One Of My Special Frnd
Very Happy New Season
"HAPPY WINTER SEASON" (:
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The Taste Of Oranges,
The Walk In Frost,
The Golden Sunlight,
The Charm Of Autumn Colors,
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves &
The Warmth Of Hot Tea...
"Happy Winter"
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Wafa Ka Samandar Hai Mere Dil Main LAIKIN....?
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Afsoöos. . . . !
Usay SWIMING Nahi Aati...!
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A Pakhtoon Love Fighting But Hates To Be A Soldier,
Loves Music But Has Contempt For The Musician,
He Is Kind And Gentle But Hates To Show It,
Loves His New Rifle And His Old Wife,
Hot Blooded,
Hot Headed,
Poor,
And Proud With Strange Priciples,
Might Be A Loving Friend Or A Deadly Enemy,
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-=Height Of Progress=-
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A Cannibal
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Knife And Fork To Eat ... ;->
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I Kept Ur Name In My General Journal & Posted U In Da Ledger Of My Heart.U'll B Classified As An Asset,Coz Ur Market Value Never Depriciate!
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Kabhi Kabhi Dil Karta Hai K....
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Sms Me Kuch Na Likh Kr Send Karun...;-)
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1 Tanz Ki Roti Bht Sakhat Hoti Hai Or Isko Khany K Liye Lohay K Dant Chahiye(Airani)
2 Dunia K Taqriban Hr Mard Ko Is K Mahndi Lagey Hath Bigarny Sy Rokty Hn(Japani)
3 Acha Maharban Wo Hai Jis K Han Mahman Ko Ya Mahsoos Na Ho K Wo Apney Ghar Sy Bahir Hai(Rosi)
4 Muhabbat Jazbaat Ka Wo Samundar Hai Jisy Charon Taraf Akhrajaat Ny Ghair Rakha Hai(India)
5 Oraat' Oraat K Baray Me Jitna Jan'ny Ki Fikar Me Dobi Rahti Hai Itna Tu Mard B Oraat K Bary Me Prshn Nai Rahta(Spian)
6 Dunia Ki Koi B Badsuraat Oraat Dosri Oraat Ko Apny Sy Haseen Nai Samjhti(Bangali)
7Hr Oraat Ghar Ki Malkan Us Waqt Banti Hai Jb Usy Ya Ahsaas Na Ho K Wo Paraye Ghar Me Hai(Pakistani)
8 Dunia K Kisi Samundar Me Itna Pani Nahi Jitna Oraat Ki Ankhon Me Hai(Nipali)
9 Andha Agr Aqal Mand Hoga Tu Wo Rawariyan Batny Ki Hamaqt Nai Kry Ga(Amricha)
10 Chapalosi Ka Tarka Lagany Me Jisey Maharat Hasal Hoti Ha Wo Kbi B Nakami Ka Moun Nahi Dekhta(Africa
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100
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Xtremely Sorry.
Hahaha ;->
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Mera Us Se Faqt Itna Taluk Hai Faraz
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Wo Meri Chachi Ki
Mami Ki
Khala Ki
Tayi Ki
Nand Ki
Beti Ki
Dost K
Bary Bhai K
Chote Bety K,
Susr K Damad Ki Prosn Hai.
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Hazraat Ik Ilaan Soniyain
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Masjid Main Aisay Kabi Kabi Kehtain Hain
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Barish Ki Ek Ek
Bond Jab Gharti Hai
To Asa Lagta Hai
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Asa Lagta Hai
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.Asa Lagta Hai
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Asa Lagta Hai K
Barish Ho Rahi Hai
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Reema REEMI Seema SEEMI
HALEEB CUSTARD ITS CREAMYYYYY:-D
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