April Fools Day SMS 2
If You Have A Digital Camera, Take A Picture Of The Toilet, Then Plug In Your Digital Camera Into A PC Or TV (Using TV-Out) And Get The Picture On Screen. When You See People Coming Out Of The Toilets, Start Laughing Out Loud And Pointing. The Person Will Come And See The Picture And Think You Saw Them In There !
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Switch The Signs For Mens And Ladies Toilets ... Watch The Fun
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U Are A...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
R U Smiling Now?
*YOU BITCH*
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WARNING ! ! !
This Is A VIRUS . . .
When You Turn Your Phone Off It WON"T WORK AGAIN
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Hi,
Doing Nothing?
Then Make A Place,
4 Me In Ur Heart!!
I May Come There Any Time!
Ur"S Faithfully,
"HeArT ATtAcK"
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A Study Has Proved That All Fools Use Their THUMB While Reading A SMS.
Now Its 2 Late Dont Try 2 Change Ur Finger! Catch Another Fool!
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I Want U To Know That U Are Very Important To Me, It"S Impossible For Me To Live Without U Even 4 A Second! U R My Life & I Can Feel U Everywhere.... DON"T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge...
Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..
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You Are One Of The Most CUTE Persons In The World!!
Just A Second, Don"T Misunderstand.
CUTE Means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere...
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You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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For Pepsi "Shahrukh"
For Coke "Aamir"
For Mirinda "Vivek"
For Fanta "Rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don"T Worry
For Bante Wala Soda "You"
Cheers !!!
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U R The One Who Is CHARMING
U R The One Who Is INTELLIGENT
U R The One Who Is CUTE
And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These RUMOURS.
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So Sweet Is Ur SMILE???
So Sweet Is Ur STYLE???
So Sweet Is Ur VOICE???
So Sweet Is Ur EYE?????
See .......How Sweetly I LIE.
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For Pepsi "Shahrukh"
For Coke "Aamir"
For Mirinda "Vivek"
For Fanta "Rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don"T Worry
For Bante Wala Soda "You"
Cheers !!!
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When Things Go Wrong
When Sadness Fills Your Heart
When Tears Flow In Your Eyes
Always Remember 3 Things
1) I Am With You
2) You Have Money
3) Bar Is Open, Lets Go.
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I Miss You A Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message Centre:
+919540099996
" Don"T Get Excited. She Sent It To Me."
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If U Don"T Mind
If U Don"T Feel Bad
If Don"T Hesitate
Please......
Give Me A
K
Ki
Kis
Kiss
Kiss......
Kissan Jam Bottle
Just RS.22.50 Only. Soon......
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Today, Tommorow And Forever There Will Be One Heart That Would Always Beat For You.
You Know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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If Ever In Your Life U R Very Sad N Feel That U Have Lost Everything, I’ll Come, Hold Ur Hand, Take U 4 Walk On A Bridge And Show U Where 2 Jump From.
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Your Girlfriend Is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In Short She Is Your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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Count S In SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(Hint-
It Should Be 5)
Read Caps Word Reversely.
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U Will Be A ROSE For All TREES
U Will Be A SMILE
For All FACES
U Will Be WATER FALLS For All HILLS
&
U Will Be A BROHTER
For All CUTE GIRLS.
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When Ur Life Is In Darkness Pray 2 God Ask Him 2 Free U 4rm Darkness &
After If U Pray &Ur Still In Darkness
, Pls Pay Ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
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All Ways Keep Your LOVER"S Photo In Your Purse.When Ever You Are In Big Trouble See The Photo.You Will Feel That No Other Problem Bigger Than This...
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True Love Is Like An Pillow, U Can Hug When You Are In Trouble, You Can Cry When You Are In Pain & U Can Embrace When You Are Happy. So When U Need True Love Spend 100 Bucks And Buy A Pillow.
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Hey Get Ready, My Marriage Is Fixed.
Its On 1st Of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st April Is April Fool, And U R The 1st Person Whom I Fooled
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If U Save This Msg, It Means I"M Cute. If U Edit This, I"M Still Cute. If U Fwd This, U R Spreading That I"M Cute & If U Erase
This, U R Jealous Of Me Coz I"M Cute!
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You Are A GHONCHU..
G-Reat
H-Ot
O-Ne In Million
N-Aughty
C-Ute
H-Umble
U-Nique
Zyada Khush Mat Ho, Hai To Tu Ghonchu Hi...
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Aaj, Kal, Harpal, Har Samay, Har Vaqt, Maheno, Salo Saal Se Ek DIL Tumhare Liye Dhadakta Tha Aur Dhadakta Rahega Aur Wo DIL Hai Ur"S Own DEAR.
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Aisa DOSTANA Hamara, Mai KASHTI Tu Kinara, Mai DHANUSH Tu Teer, Mai MATAR Tu Paneer, Mai VARSHA Tu Badal, Mai RAJMA Tu Chawal, Mai HOT Tu Cool, Mai APRIL Tu....?
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Plz Don"T Read This
Nahi To
Ho Jayega
Kya?
Arre Wahi
Jis Se Hum Darte Hai
?
?
?
Wahi Jo Is Umar Me Aksar Ho Jata Hai
?
?
?
Dekha Ho Gaya Na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
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Yaad Hai Ham Pehle Kahan Milte The...... Train Ruki, Khidki Khuli, Nazro Se Nazre Mili Aur Aapne Kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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Ek Bar Kuch Bandar Jangal Se Bhag Gaye Phir Wo Hotel Mein Phuchen Unme Se Ek Pizaa Kha Raha Tha Ek Burger Kha Raha Tha Aur Kuch Bade Dhayan Se Ye Message Parh Rahe The.
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I Am Sorry Yaar, Aaj Tak Maine Tujhe Avoid Kiya,Kai Bar Tujhse Bat Nahi Ki,Tujhse Hath Nahi Milaya,
Sorry Yaar Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki “AIDS” Chhune Se Nahi Failta.
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If People Says You Are Crazy, Be Patiend.
If They Say You Are Monkey, Relax. If They Say You Are Stupid,Be Cool But If They Say You Are Smart, Thapad Maar Sale Ko.
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Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya,
Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai,
Aankhe Nam Hai, Aur Sanso Mein Aag Aab Tak Hain...
Aur Kyo Na Ho... Khayi Bhi To "HARI Mirchi..."-Hai
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Yaad Hai Ham Pehle Kahan Milte The...... Train Ruki, Khidki Khuli, Nazro Se Nazre Mili Aur Aapne Kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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Legs Utha Ke Karo.
Tange Feala Ke Karo.
Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo.
Aage Peechey Dono Taraf Karo.
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos Hoga.
*Ramdev Ji Ka Yoga.
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Is Kadar Hum Aapko Chahte Hai Ki Duniya
Wale Dekh Ke Jal Jate Hai, Yu Toh Hum Sabhi Ko ULLU Banate Hai, Lekin Aap Thoda JALDI Ban Jate Hai...
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