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A Funny Thought
About "LOVE"

"L o v e"

Is Like The

"M e a s l e s"

We All Have To

Go Through It .. ;)
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Love is when
You're in love with someone,
You've no need to say 'good-bye', because You're always in Each Others Heart....
Staying Forever There :)
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Loved Once !

Boy: Hey I've Got Two Words To Say

Girl: wat?

Boy: I LUV U

Girl: Huh.
Isn't Dat 3 Words



Boy: No !
Coz U Nd I Are One!!

Dis Is A Real Luv...
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Don't misundrstand a person who shows "anger" on u
bcz
dis is most easiest n childish way to show "deep love"!

Shakespeare
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L o v e
Is What Make
You Live

n

The Same
L o v e
May Sometime Makes
You Die ... !!
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The Most Important Thing In Life Is...
To Love Someone...

The Second Most Important Thing In Life Is...
To Have Someone Love You...

The Third Most Important Thing Is...
To Have The First Two Happen At The Same Time... ^_^
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You've experienced True Love
If you've taken away d feelings, taken away d passion & taken away d romance
Only to find th8 even after th8
You Still Care
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Some say they love rain, but when it rains, they use an umbrella..

Some say they love da sun but when da sun shines, they search for shade..

Some say they love da wind but when itz windy, they close their windows..

Thats why, I am scared, when some 1 says :
"I love U" :-(
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Definition of LOVE

LOve is whn "Mom kisses me"

Luv is whn dad l0oks at me dat 1 day he'll sit 0n c0uch watching tv nd i'll c0me back 4rm work & saying "Dad abi tak s0ye nhn"

Luv is dat whn my bhabi wil say hey "Bro i've seen a girl 4 u".

Luv is dat whn my sis while d0ing my w0rk will say "Jab meri Shadi h0jae gi t0 k0n kam kare ga tmhara.?"

luv is dat whn my best frndz say "i always Miss U".

"Love is name of feeling the relations"
So Keep loving.
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Mohabat phir mohabat hay..
Kabhi dil say nahin jati,
Hazaron rang hain is k,
Ajab hi dhang hain is k,
Kabhi sehra,
kabhi darya,
Kabhi jugnu,
kabhi ansu,
Hazaron roop rakhti hay,
Badan jhulsa k jo rakhday
Kabhi woh dhoop rakhti hay,
Kabhi ban kar yeh ik jugnu
Shab e gham k andhairon main
Dilon ko aas deti hay,
Kabhi manzil kinaray par
Pyasa maar deti hay,
Azeat hi azeat hay
Magar yeh b haqiqat hay,
?Mohabat phir
Mohabat hay...
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Bhula Dena Use Jo rula Jaye,

Yaad Rakhna use Jo nibha Jaye.

Vaade Aapse karenge bahut Log,

Magar Apne Dil ki baat kehna use,

Jiske Bina ek pal na Jiya Jaye.
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WOH HAMARI NAHI TO KYA GUM HAI,
HUM TO UNKE HI YEH KYA KAM HAI,
NA GUM KAM HAI NA ANSU KAM HAI,
DEKHTE HAI RULANE WALE MEIN KITNA DUM HAI.
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" S T R A N G E "

The First Symptom
Of LOVE
In A Young Man Is
Shyness,
The First In A Woman Is,
It's Boldness ...

~ Victor Hugo ~
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Wo Karte Hen Baat Mohabbat Ki,

Per Mohabbat K Dard Ka Unhe Ehsas Nahi,

Mohabbat Wo Chand Hai Jo Dikhta Hai Sab Ko,

Par Usy Pana Sab K Bus Ki Baat Nhi...!
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JAAM se itni NAFRAT na karo


Ke kabhi PEENA parhe to PEE na sako



Kisi se itni MOHABBAT na karo



K kabhi TANHA jeena parhe toh JEE na sako... !!!!
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Find Arms That Vl Hold You At Your Weakest

Eyes That Vl See You At Your Ugliest

n

Hear That Vl Love You At Your Worst

If You Find It,
You Will Love ... (:
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Wohi izhar kafi tha,
Tumhain ik din kaha tha jo,
k tum se pyar karte hain . . . . .!
Woh lamha bhool kyun bethe,
Wo jumla bhool kyun bethe,
Abhi tajdeed mango gay,
Meri belos chahat ki,
Tumhain ek bar phir se woh,
Mohabbat na mile shayad,
Ye jo tum rooth bethe ho,
Tumhari kam nigahi hai,
Tumhain agar pyar karna tha,
Hamare sath chalna tha,
Wo ek izhar sun lete,
Wohi izhar kafi tha,
Tumhain ek din kaha tha jo,
k tum se pyar karte hain . . .
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Ab aisi muhabat kia krni¿¿

Jo neend chura lay ankhon sey

Jo khuwab dikha kr pholon k,,,
Tabeer me kaantey dey jaye...

Jo ghum ki kaali raaton sey..
Her aas ka jugnu ley jaye..

Jo khuwab sjati ankhon ko.,
Ansu hi Ansu de jaye..

Jo mushkil kr dey jeene ko,,,
Jo marney ko aasan krey...

Wo dil jo pyar ka mandir ho,,
Wo yaadon ko mehman krey..

Kehney ko muhabat hai lekin...
Ab aisi muhabat kia krni... ......
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Dil Me Basta Hai Dil-E-Yar..

Jb Chaha Sar Jhukaya AUr Kar Liya Didar..

Ankho Me Hai Ap K Pyar Ka Sarur..

Aap Hi Na Jane To Hamara KIya Kasur... /
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L O V E
Is Just A Word
Unless
Someone Comes To You Along With
The Meaning ...
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Kabi zindghi hai muhabat
kabhi mout ka pegham he "mohabbat"
kabhi khushi se milti he "mohabbat"
kabhi gham ki sham he "mohabbat"
kabhi aansuon ki barish he "mohabbat"
kabhi hansi ka jaam he "mohabbat"
kabhi dil ki jalan he "mohabbat"
kabhi dil ka aaram he "mohabbat"
kabhi tanhai ki tarha be-naam he "mohabbat"
kabhi be-naam zindagi he "mohabbat"
kabhi zindagi kehti he mera naam hai :
"MOHABBAT"
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sou sal ki zindegi mujhe nehi chahiye......
bas do pal ki tumahara sath chahiye......
ek bar meri taraf dekhiye.....
aap ki un jhil si ankhon se meri pyas bujhaiye.
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Mohabtain aazmani hon to bs itna he kafi hy

Zra sa rooth kr dekho manane kon aata hy.
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Heart Touching Lines By

A True Lover 2 Hs Luv-


"In My Dream U R Mine.

But In My Lyf U R My Dream!!"
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Love Is Common Emotion That Comes To Everyone,

If You Get Whom You Love,
That's Achievement,

And

If You Get Who Loves You,
That's Life ... !! :)
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2 Best Lines:


Love Ur Love
So Much That
U Dont Have To Ask,
WITH WHOM U WERE?

&

Trust Ur Friend Dat Much Dat,
U Dont Have To Tell,
DONT TELL DIS TO ANY ONE!
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The biggest similarity between Ur first Love
and
First drop of Rain is
That how much even U try 2 escape from it...!
It catches U...!!
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Xcellent Love Quote

"I do not fear to die,
But
My fear is that if i die
who'll Love U as much as i do?"
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Tell Me
How To Win Your
Heart ... ??
For I Haven't Got
A Clue
But
Let Me Start
By Saying

"I Love You" .. ^-^
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My Love that shall not die,
till the sun grows cold,
and the stars grow old.

ILU :)
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WAQT or PYAR do esi cheezen hain jo insan k ikhtiyar ma nhi...

WAQT insan ko majboor kr deta hy
Aur,,,
PYAR insan ko be'bas bna deta hy.

Its true....;)
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Like Moon in the sky,

u r living in my eye,

In my heart love u high

For ur sake ready to die..
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Nahi Mitt Sakte Dilon Se Muhabbat K Nishaan,


.


.

Wazarat-e-Sehat,
Hakumat-e-Pakistan . . . . .
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The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure that she carries or
The way she combs her hair!
But it must be seen in her EYES because that is the DoorWay to her HEART - The Place where LOVE resides...
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The most coments for love.

1. Muhabat aankh se nhi dil se dekhti hai.
(shakespear)

2. Jo bar bar muhabat karty hen wo muhabat karna nhi jante.
(Tulsi das)

3. Muhabat wo khel he jis me aqal har jati hai.
(Maso leni)

4. Dil ki hazar ankhen hoti hen magar wo mehboob ke ayeeb ko nhi dekh sakti.
(Suqraat).
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ThE
H a N G i N G
D E a T H
i S
B E t t E R
T H e N
c R u E L
L O v E
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To
Fall In
''L O V E''
Is
Awfully
Simple

But

To
Fall Out
Of
''L O V E''
Is
Simply
Awfull ...
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Jo Cheez Mer¡ Ha Usay koi Aur Na Da¡khe,,

Insaan Muhubbat Mein Bachoon ki Tarah Sochta Ha..!!
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Don't Misunderstand The Person Who Shows "Anger" On You,

Because. . .

Anger Is The Most Easiest & Childish Way To Express The
"Deep Love"!!:)
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Grl- Wat u'll do if i die?
Boy.. Naughtily Said i'll b happy

Nxt day boy got news d grl died & She left a letter 4 him

I can do anythng 2 Make u Happy ..
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EK MASOOM SI KHWAHISH...

kabhi yun bhi ho

ke mere

un kahe lafzon ko tum

bin sune he jaan lo

KASH ... !!!

ke kabhi

yun bhi to ho ... !
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Cutest proposal ever by a boy :


"Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night?


Girl-" Yes "

Boy-Can i replace it for the rest of ur life?
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Yad aaon to bus itni see inayat karna
apne badlay huwa lehjay ki wazahat karna

Tum to chahat ka SHAHKAR huwa karte thay
kis say seekha hai ulfat main milawat karna

Hum sazaoon k haqdar banay hain kab say
Tum hi keh do k jurm hai kya Mohabbat karna

Teri furqat main ye aankhein ab tak nam hain
kabhi aana meri aankhun ki ziarat karna

Dil main ab bhi Mohabbat k diye hain roshan
Dekh bhoolay nahi teri hasti ki ibadat karna
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Koi dil par yaado no bhar muki gayu,
Jane ek phool zakal thi zuki gayu,
Koi samji na sakyu dil ni vedna ,
Yaad tame avya ne Dil dhabkaro chiki gayu
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hum bemuravat hain chalon yeh ilzam hi sahi,
nam-e-muhabat mein jeene se hum benam hi sahi,
sikhao nai hume is rah-e-muhabat par chalna ,
suna hai hota nahi muhabat ka kabhi anjam hi sahi..
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mere lafz bhi mere jazbon ko aya na kar pae ghe,,
chahte hai is kadar tume maar kar bhi baya na kar pae ghe
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If u luv me then its ur gratefulness
Else
Its my fortune
I cant change ur heart
Nor
I can change my fortune
Only, I can do is
Pray 4 ur love
2 Cherish my life
Luv u
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Luv U
.
.

Luv U NOT
.
.

Luv U
.
.

Luv U NOT
.
.

Luv U
.
.

Luv U NOT
.
.

U know wat NOT is:
N- Naturally
O- Outstandingly
T- Totally

So U also
Luv Me NOT
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kuch din pehle muhabat ko sapna samja hum ne,muhabat m eis kadar madhosh ho gehe, u ski bewafai ko wafa samja hum ne,zakham is kadar muhabat ne diya us zakham ko phul samja hum ne, deewana is kadar muhabat ne banaya hum ko, k apnon ko baghana samja hum ne, muhabat ki yaaden dil par kuch yuhn naksh kar ghai, ke unk o bhulane ki koshish me khud ko bhula diya hum ne
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If I wud b a mind
I want u 2b my thoughts

If I wud b a heart
I like u 2b my beats

If I wud b a body
I wish u 2b my soul

If I wud b me
Up 2 u hw u judge me

Luv U
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Love
Isn't winning someone but loosing
Urself to someone.
When U r LOVED by someone its not
due to the excellence of Ur
mind but due to the purity of Ur heart..
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HUM NAY JUB SAY TUMAIN DAIKHA DEEWANAY HOGAYAY HAIN,
LUBOON PER SIRF TUMHARA HI NAAM RHAITA HAY,
KHOABOON MAEN TUM HI TUM NAZER AATAY HO,
UB TU TUM KO BATANA HI BAQI HAY KAY HUM TUM SAY KITNA PIYAR KERTAY HAIN.
"I LOVE YOU I M R A N "
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LOVE KAI ASOOL

1.MOHABBAT JISS SAY KERO OUSI KAI RAHO.

2.DOSRI LARKIYUON KO BILKUL BHI NA DAIKHO.

3.JHOT NA BOLO.

4.GIRL FRIEND SAI HI SHADI KERO..
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