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4 Students Didn't
prepare for a Test.
They made a plan.
They went to the
DEAN next morning
and said, Sir we had
gone for a wedding
and our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to push
all the way, so we
couldn't study.
The DEAN agrees
and gives them
4 Days Time.
After 4 days all four
were seated in
four Different Rooms.
The paper consisted
of Just 1 Qustn
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WHICH TYRE BURSTED..?
a. Front Right
b. Front Left
c. Back Right
d.Back Left
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Mujhe yad hai meri Paprz ki tayari hr traf afra tfri ka alAm.!
Kbi is topic me masla to kbi dusre topic me prblm.!

Aesa lagta tha k kch b reliable nhi hai..!

pr jb baat aai papr ki to mene ch0ose ki
*naqal*
."reliable"jo hai..!

"Naqal Lagai to baat bani"
"Naqal Reliable Hy"
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Faqat is liye hum ne mehfilon mEIN jana chhor diya FARAZ!
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K koi pooch hee na le..
'Aap ka result kab aa raha hai?'
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In Examinati0n hAL

A Stdnt WritTen aLL The aNswer On hIs b0dy,

Examiner Caught Him
And aSkd
"Do u Think We Are Fo0Ler?"


Stdnt RpLd: No Sir..!

"I M SHORT TERM MEMORY LO0ZER"
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* Suna Tha *
Zindagi
iMtehan Leti Hy
FARAZ...!

Par
Yahan To
iMtehanoon Ne
He Zindagi Ley Li.
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*~~"Exam k booj ne cheen li hain sharartain meri"~~*


¤"*~Log smajty hain k maa da ladla Sudhar gaya..
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Father To §on: If U Dont Pass Ur Éxams This Time, !)ont Çall Me !)AD..

After §ome Days Father: How Is Ur Result?

§on: §orry ßashir §aab..;-)
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~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"

~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty"

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty...
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Don't study too mch tat u forgot urself
Or in the end you wud be

Like Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch.

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn't comb his hair.

N above all
Louis Pasteur forgot the very day of his wedding

Hosh se GEO
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Humain tuo "TAFREEH" k liye bhi zindagi kam lagti hai
Faraz,

Magar log tu yahan "PARHAI" k liye bhi waqt nikaal laity
hain !! :-P
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HI YAY EXAM
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
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Ab nA toh rAhi koi SAjni..

Or..

Na hE hAi koi GAjni..


Ab toh ExAms Sir pey hAiN JAnx..

LAzim hAi Ab ApNi bAjNi... =P ;->
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Us nE kAr dI hAiN nEEnDaIn hArAm,

CheeN lEy hAiN sUb ChAiN,

Na dIn kA pAtA cHaLtA hAi nA sHaM kA,

BhOOl cHuKe hAiN K BrEaKfAsT MeIn LeTaY hAin brEaD,bUtTeR AuR jAm,

Q k A cHuKe HaIn hAMarE ExAm ...=P;->
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Aaj books kholien to pata chala puPU !.



"K aa v nhi aanda te aa v nhi aanda;-)"
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2Frnds aftr exam


1 Oe,paper konsa tha


2 Math ka


1 Mtlb to papr kr k aya he


2 Chal bay


1 Phr kese pta


2 Sath wali bachi k hath mai calculatr dkha tha
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.Banking Compulsary Examination HSC PART II 2009
100% PAPER















Monday ko2:30 pe pata chlega inshallah Brai meharbani intzar frmayen...:-p
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Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,

Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha.
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa.
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya.
Kitna pita hon,sooj gaya hon,
chalna phirna bhol gaya hon.

4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
lambi parhai lambi parhai..

Dis song is dedicated to all the students....!
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Hamari mohabat ka imtihan aur mat lo
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Hamari pehlay hi board kay imtihan say haati hui hai
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Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL

To improve exam system Same should be infused in Exams

1. Reduce exam duration to 1:30hr N marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3. Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to frame there own
qustions n write answrs.

4. 1st 20 mints..
power play,
that is no invigilator in the exam hall.

5. Intrduce fair play awards.

6. Cheer girls to cheer for correct answers written!
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~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- "Jab paper na aata ho tu ink zaya nahi karty"
~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- "Jab nakal ka chance ho tu parha nahi karty"
~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- "Jab kisi ka gham banta ho tu paper hal nahi karty"
~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- "Jab RZult aajay tu roya nahi karty"
~SUNO= -Aisa nahi karty- Es tarha k msg parh lete han lakin kisi ko fwrd nahi karty.
~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty....
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exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,
hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,
kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,
takay hum bhi aik hi dafa pass hoay hotay!
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A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !

But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:

"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->
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"Everyone
Wants To Go To Heaven
But No One Wants To
Die....."
Bole Tu!
Sab Ko Top Krna Hai...,
Or Parhna Koi Nahi
Chahta,,,,! ;-)
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Hum jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?
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4 things boys do in the Examination Hall

1. Counting # of Girls
2. Flirting with lady superident
3. Reading the brand name of their pen
4. Thinking of study for at least next exams

Four things Girls do in the Examination Hall either they know or not

1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. And just Write...
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parents hav many
options 4 us like

Poison

Sleeping Pills

Hanging by Neck

Throwing 4 Building

But they choose

EDUCATION

socha
Tarpa Tarpa kar Maren ge
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Why studnt Fail in Exam

It's not studnt fault if he fails bcz a year has only 365 days.

52 Sundays in a year which rest days
Balnc 313 days

50 Summer holidays
Balnc 263 days

8 hrs daily sleep means 122 days
Balnc 141 days

1 hr 4 daily playing(good 4 health)means 15 days
Balnc 126 days

2 hr daily 4 food nd other enjoyment means 30 days
Balnc 96 days

1 hr 4 talking(as man is a social animal)means 15 days
Balnc 81 days

Exam days per year at least 35 days
Balnc 6 days

4 sickness atleast 3 days
Balnc 3 days

Movies nd fuctions atleast 2 days
Balnc 1 day

That 1 is ur birth day.

How Can A Studnt Pass???
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Pakistan mai MAAH-E-EXAMS ka CHAND nazr a gea hai
Tamam students kurbani k liye tiyr ho jaye!!!
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New Exam Pattern

In 1999, Students:Ans ALL Question.

2008: Write ANY Question

2015:Read ONLY Question

2020:Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall
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Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon 'JAnx' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->
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Zong ADD REMIX:

Yar ek baat to batain?
Ye yaad kr kr k paper dena zrori hai kya?
Aur is se hota hi kya hai? Thora bohat yad rh jata hai, jese wo bhi pura likh kr ajaenge!
Cheating hour, sirf akhir ka 1hour,
2ghante bethe rahen kya?

Maza to ab aaega,
Pocket guide k saath!
Ji han ab pure k pure notes k sath,
Net weight sirf 12gram,
Itne me to pharra bhi na mile!
Cheating hour
Koi b hour..

To pocket guide sath le jaen
AUR SUB LIKH AYEN
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Hawaon Ne Rukh Hai Badla

Chehron Pe Udasi Chaye Hai

Kahan Pehle Paties, Fries or Hath Main Pepsi Thi

Ab To Bas Notes, Pani Ka Glass or Yeh Parhai Hai. . ;->
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The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)
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Book Khulty Hi Exam Ka Sama Hota Hai,
Aise Mausam Me Hi Tou Dimag Khrab Hota Hai,
Dimag Ki Batain Paper Pe Nhn Ati,
Ye Fsana Tou Mark Sheet Pe Bayan Hota Hai :p
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Hawaon Ne Rukh Hai Badla

Chehron Pe Udasi Chaye Hai

Kahan Pehle Paties, Fries or Hath Main Pepsi Thi

Ab To Bas Notes, Pani Ka Glass or Yeh Parhai Hai. . ;->
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Yeh kah kar Teacher Ne Meri Neend Hi Uraa Di Faraaz.....


K Iss Dafa Dec Test Mai Full Course Ho Ga...
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Exam se pehle kasrat se ye dua parhein:
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Ya Allah ess wari paas kara de, agLi waari naal naal parha ga
:-)
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Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year
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EXams r here

at da papr v stare..

da answr is no where..

which makes us pull our hair..

da grades rnt fair..

but like da past 18 years..

we damn care!! :@
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